I like the way you work it in those tights.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 11:36 am | #

LMAO!!
Robin | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 12:45 pm | #

Elf tights, huh? I can't see it on my computer... will view at the internet cafe later... can't wait!
cat | 12.18.06 - 2:10 pm | #

Talk SLOWER......all I got was Happy Holidays, something about Elvis & f***'ing myself.
Tug | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 3:13 pm | #

Mist, thanks. I'm sure you can do better, though.

Robin, glad you liked it.

Cat, let me know what you think if you get a chance to see it.

Tug, when I recorded it, I didn't know it was going to speed up. It says "Happy Holidays. Don't be elfish, or go fuck yourelf".
Avitable | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 3:23 pm | #

Omg. That is fucking hillarious!!
RedBetty | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 4:30 pm | #

that scares me
Crys | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 4:38 pm | #

AHA...so no Elvis. He is alive ya' know. At least I can now fuck myself in peace. Or with your blessing. Or something...
Tug | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 6:50 pm | #

Avitable in tights?? I could have gone my entire life without seeing that...
Dave2 | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 7:29 pm | #

Very nice... made the mistake of opening it up with The Boy around...

"Uh, Dad? What did that Elf just say?"

"Err.... something about Elvis... never you mind.."

You'd think by now I'd be smarter about opening up your blog with the kids in the vicinity...
Kal Jones | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 7:35 pm | #

I didn't know you had those kind of moves. I have half an erection.
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 7:41 pm | #

I love that! I just made a total elf of myself too. You always have the best stuff, Avitable.
Mrs. Brain Bombs | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 8:59 pm | #

RB, you should do one!

Crystal, it's okay - no need to hide.

Tug, it was more of a "if you're selfish, so fuck yourself" sentiment.

Dave, maybe if you'd stop sending me those emails every day asking for pics, I wouldn't have had to do this!

Kal, sorry about that. My blog is a kid-free zone!

Fab, that's hawt.

BB, thanks. I aim to please.
Avitable | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 10:32 am | #

Yeah - mhmmm - your point?
Tug | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 12:49 pm | #

I love that thing... :D
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 3:01 pm | #

I think I just threw up a little.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Avi.
Tracy Lynn | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 7:18 pm | #

I love the moves Avi - even the macarena moves........

And unlike Mr. Fab, I have a total woody! LOL
lucy | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 11:01 pm | #