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You're going to get some interesting (and probably vile) visitors from search engines when "It's Martin Luther King Day! That man was a visionary and a douchebag." gets sucked up by a 'bot..
I used to refer to someone I hated online as DP or Douche Packer because she used to work as one.
You're such a douche, Avi.
This is why I prefer the term "cum guzzling needledick no-pussy getting motherfucker."
But that's me.
My daughter's and my dad's birthdays are Friday - I may just have to try this on them. I'll let you know how it goes.
As usual, the trend was started by the intelligent minority and sucked up by the masses.
Because, most women know that douching is BAD for you - no matter what that mother/daughter combo on TV try to tell you.
And see - douching is one of those things that people will blindly DO, thinking it's smart and cleansing, while actually causing them more harm than good.
And what do you call that?
Fucking stupid.
Hence... douche.
At least, that's my theory.
Kal, maybe I'll finally get that hate mail I've been vying for.
Robin, that makes sense.
Joe, thanks! You too!
Mr. Fab, I'm sure that you mean it as a compliment.
Tug, you should try it - let me know!
Britt, I know that. Didn't you see in my post when I explained that it is actually bad but people think it's good? Good theory, though.
I saw an accident on the way home from the package store this morning.
A tanker of vinegar was heading northbound and collided directly with a tanker of lavender scented water.
Would it help to think of it as a USED douche?
it's just got a nice ring to it. that's the only reason I use it. :D
Wikipedia says "The origin of the use of the term as an insult is derived from lesbian activities." but I hardly understand how that makes any sense whatsoever.
YESSSS, I know you know that - I was just outlining the details of my theory.
The word itself does sound like a compliment... douche... it sounds so pretty and sexy! Like when I was five, I thought marijuana was the most beautiful name in the world... I named my prettiest, favorite doll marijuana, not knowing what it meant... I just knew it sounded really exotic... mary-juana...
Haha!
I don't think I've ever called anyone a douchebag.
I like to be creative with my insults.....which is why they're so stupid haha
No one says douchebag in the ghetto.
Douchebag just seems like some awkward tool that seems similar to a ziplock bag full of gross backwash vagina grime and grease.
If a douche is so refreshing and cleansing would you drink it, Avi?
Use it as a mouthwash?
Mist, were there any cats in the vicinity that were cleansed by the collision?
Dave, a little.
Dawn, you should use it for compliments now.
Britt, suuuuuuure.
Cat, that's hilarious!
Miss Misery, you should call your mom a douchenozzle because you love her.
Fringes, is that right? Is it more like a douchizzle?
Jordie, I'd drink it and stick it up my butt!
Reading this gave me douche chills.
I don't get the term douche bag either. It does have a nice ring to it...like someone else said.
I'm partial to the term "butt Nugget" myself.
We just call people colostomy bags or "c-bags."
On prend sa douche. So, that word doesn't mean the same thing to me.
Hmmm....lesbian origins.
what did you call me
Maritza, I think you've just coined a new phrase.
Denise, "butt nugget" is a good one. And it makes sense.
Beth, that definitely makes more sense than douchenozzle!
Poppy, I mentioned in my post that it was French for wash, and I'm glad you take showers, because otherwise, ew!
RB, yeah, I had no idea. Not that Wiki is a source for facts for me - I like real encyclopedias.
Crys, a wonderful name that means happiness and joy, I promise!
So, the company that I am working for makes Massengill. And they have conference rooms names after a good number of their products. (I had a meeting in the Polident room the other day.)
But they don't have one named for Massengill. Douchebags.
Avi, you're douchetastic. I really mean that.
HCG, Polident sounds just as bad as Massengill.
Kevin, you too!
Douche chills has been around forevah! It means to feel embarrassed when witnessing someone else's blunder. Urban Dictionary has definitions. Go here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
d...m=douche+chills
Maritza, I don't rely on the urban dictionary as a source for anything. It's worse than Wikipedia!
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