Happy Birthday to you Avi!
chase | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 7:55 am | #

I remember 30
oh so long ago
I didn't have a girlfriend
So my friends bought me a hoe

For the garden, you twit.

Happy birthday.
Gecko Rock | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:08 am | #

It was because this same little brother threw a dick directly into my eye.
Clown | 01.26.07 - 8:27 am | #

Here's to you having a wonderful birthday.
I did buy you a gift, but there is an elaborate set of clues scattered across the globe that you must decipher in order to find it.
Paticus | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:31 am | #

Happy Birthday!!!
Mistress Yoda | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:58 am | #

Happy Birthday Avi, next year I want my nude beach video, m'kay?
Amy | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:59 am | #

Happy birthday. I sent a male strip-o-gram in a gorilla suit to spank you. Have you gotten it yet?

I hope I didn't ruin the surprise.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:11 am | #

Happy Brithday Avi!

Sadly, I am a poor student with no money, so I was not able to get you a present, please don't hate me =(
Miss Misery | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:18 am | #

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVI!
J. | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:24 am | #

Happy Birthday Avi I hope You have a really really good one
Ann | 01.26.07 - 9:43 am | #

hot sex and cocktails all nite baby! happy b'day!
stiltwalker | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:53 am | #

*giggle* You sure are a hairy bastard. And well hung? Or, are you overcompensating?
Poppy | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 10:18 am | #

Happy Birthday!
Thought we'd be seeing a special birthday dance.
There's still time.
Think about it.
Rashmi | 01.26.07 - 10:50 am | #

Chase, thanks for the visit and comment.

Gecko Rock, thank you. It's okay if you had a ho!

Clown, that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Paticus, ooh! I'm excited!

Mistress Yoda, thank you.

Amy, okay, but I'm gonna be on that beach too.

Mist, I did! Best present ever.

Miss Misery, you get a pass! Although once you're legal, naked photos are free, you know?

J, thank you.

Ann, in my old age, I won't even remember if I do.

Stilt, I got confused and had hot tails and cocks all night. Sigh.

Poppy, I only draw what I see in my mind's eye.
Avitable | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 10:50 am | #

Rashmi, I should think about that. Maybe next year.
Avitable | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 10:51 am | #

Happy Birthday!
Kellie | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:00 am | #

Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Dude. Try not to hurt yourself, now that you're old. I mean, at the reckless pace you're driving yourself, you could break a hip or something.
Tracy Lynn | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:14 am | #

Happy happy! Have a great one!
fringes | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:18 am | #

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you for the visual!
themuttprincess | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:35 am | #

HAPPY HAPPY AVIDAY!!!

I'd write more, but you said it's a holiday, so I must go home. I'm pretty sure our corporate office won't mind.
Tug | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:55 am | #

I didn't know you were looking for nude photos of Amy!! (you fucking unfaithful bastard, btw)

If you would have just TOLD me, I would have gotten you something entirely different for your birthday.
Miss Britt | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:04 pm | #

Happy Happy Brifdae, avi.
Charred | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:09 pm | #

Aquarians RAWK!!!!! have a wonderful 30th! oxoxoxo
Tori | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:45 pm | #

Happy Birthday Avi!
Lucy | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:51 pm | #

again with the peepees
Crys | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:54 pm | #

Today is your birthday? I thought it was tomorrow. See what happens when you get old... you can't count. You'll see what I mean soon enough.

So Happy Birthday!!!! Enjoy your birthday shots of Geritol!!!
NYC Watchdog | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:54 pm | #

Happy, happy birthday Avi! *muah*
Laci | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 1:22 pm | #

Kellie, thank you. Where have you been - haven't see you around online much.

Tracy, thank you yet again. Your gift was awesome!

Fringes, happy happy to you too!

Mutt Princess, any time!

Tug, I like that word - Aviday.

Britt, we'll have to wait until Christmas, I guess.

Charred, thanks.

Tori, is that what I am? Never paid attention. Thank you.

Lucy, thanks for the birthday wishes!

Crystal, you're not allowed to send me private emails requesting it, and then complain about it!

WD, I'm frightened to see what I forget as I get older.

Laci, thank you!
Avitable | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 1:57 pm | #

Happy Birthday Avi!!!

Only 30? Wow... *crawling away feeling old*
DutchBitch | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 2:16 pm | #

happy birthday, avi!

for such a fuzzy guy, your dong is surprisingly hair-free. do you wax? :D
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 2:44 pm | #

Happy Birthday to the three legged man! : ) And since you already thanked me for the cheap-o gift I sent you, I won't take it personally that I wasn't included in the birthday gift shout outs!!
cat | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 3:16 pm | #

you are so so so so so so so sosos much older then me! u stand it?

I will be in the city tommorrow and will finally beable to pick up and mail your birthday card ;oP
bluepaintred | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 3:57 pm | #

DB, only? It's ancient!

Dawn, well, I don't know many men who have shafts that are hairy. My balls, on the other hand . . .

Cat, damn! I knew I was going to forget someone! Sorry! It has been fixed.

BPR, I am? How old are you?
Avitable | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 4:07 pm | #

Thanks! ; )
cat | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 4:54 pm | #

!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!

From memory huh? Rrrrar...

Here's 30 candles, make a wish~!

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
nancycle | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 5:39 pm | #

Happy birthday you big hairy fuck.
part-time buddha | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 5:51 pm | #

Happy Birthday to you...

Happy Birthday to you...

(Little Dude takes over)

You smell like a monkey...

And you look like one too!

:D

Hope you had the best birthday EVER!
stephanie | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 6:56 pm | #

Happy birthday!!!!
Ethel | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 7:06 pm | #

I sent you a present.
I sent you forty five fucking Ecards.
I devoted tonights post to you.

You better pony up the good shit on August 30th.

Just sayin.

CP.
CP | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 7:09 pm | #

Looking at your artistic rendering, I feel the urge to visit you.


Happy Birthday.
Psychobabble | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 7:37 pm | #

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a hairyapewithabananastuckuphisa hole
you belong in a zoo.

And ma-ny mooooooore
RW | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:05 pm | #

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY one more time! I hope you had a great day!
Denise | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 10:10 pm | #

I took a wee break from the net after Christmas, but I'm back now. Sorta. Kinda. I think anyway =)

And you're welcome! I remember turning 30. All I could think was "OMG, in 20 years I'll be 50". Just a little something to look forward too =)
Kellie | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 1:37 am | #

Happy 30th you young pup you!
Da Duck | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 4:15 am | #

Oh, and it sort of looks like you could be on the childrens program, Arthur.
Miss Misery | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 9:49 am | #

I love you so much, you hairy bastard, even though you are so bad for me...
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 11:00 am | #

Cat, yeah, sorry about that.

Nancycle, I'm old. I can't get up the breath to blow out that many candles!

PTB, thanks you cute little bear Bobo!

Steph, thank you and Little Dude for the wishes.

Ethel, grassy ass!

CP, August 30th, eh? Is that when you turn . . . 41?

Psychobabble, anytime. Although you may be disappointed. I may have drawn it actual size, not to scale.

RW, awww, thanks. /blushes

Denise, thank you again.

Kellie, great. Now in 20 years, I'll be 50. Thanks.

MD, thanks you old duck!

Miss Misery, even with a 3-foot long penis?

Mr. Fab, I know. You complete me.
Avitable | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 11:12 am | #

...And there lays your wish.

Just swing your hips and knock them out with your giant shlong.

Note: Caution hot wax, open flame & hairy man.

Hope you had a great day!
nancycle | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 11:50 am | #

*Singing*

They say it's your birthday....

Happy Birthday to ya....

Over from CP's

You are SO young!
Irish Church Lady | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 12:00 pm | #

Well, happy birthday.

With that amount of body hair, you're lucky you live in a moist climate... The static up here in the winter would drive you crazy..
Kal Jones | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 12:57 pm | #

Nancycle, good thinking.

Irish Church Lady, thanks for the visit and comment. I'm not young anymore - now I'm old!

Kal, yeah, I'd look like a giant ball of fuzz.
Avitable | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 5:41 pm | #

I will be 28 in july. But still. you are way old. Your card is sitting on the husbands luch kit to be mailed on MOnday

:o) hope you had a great birthday
bluepaintred | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 7:02 pm | #

on his lunch kit too
bluepaintred | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 7:02 pm | #

Happy belated birthday

love the self portrait lol
Heather B | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 9:11 pm | #

Happy birthday!
christie | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 5:26 am | #

That pic would be so funny to stumble onto in an online dating site. Too bad you're married, you'd be the talk of the online dating world
Anita | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 9:47 am | #

Happy Birthday, big boy! If we were in Kentucky, I'd be old enough to be your mother.
Maritza | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 11:12 am | #

Remember that 30 is the new 20! Happy Birthday! Woooo hooo!
Lisa | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 8:27 pm | #

BPR, I know I'm way old. I can barely remember how to type on this newfangled contraption called a computer!

Heather, thanks! I do commissioned work, too.

Christie, thanks for the comment. And don't listen to Miss Ann - I'm a romantic fucker.

Anita, I should make a profile just for laughs and use that pic.

Maritza, or West Virginia.

Lisa, the important question is whether or not I'll still be creepy if I ogle 16-year old girls.
Avitable | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 8:51 pm | #

I hope your birthday kicked ass!

It's all down hill after 30...

at least that's what I've heard.

I'm a young 26 and a half.



The Mistress | Homepage | 01.28.07 - 10:24 pm | #

I hope you had a great birthday. You'll love your 30s (I can vaguely remember).
jane | Homepage | 01.29.07 - 3:57 am | #

Mistress, you are, eh? Well, you'll be old soon enough.

Jane, I can't even remember them, and I'm only two days into it!
Avitable | Homepage | 01.29.07 - 8:35 am | #

Happy belated birthday!! Did you get my gift yet? No? Well, I can't be responsible for the postal service.

Win some, lose some.
Lynda | Homepage | 01.31.07 - 2:27 pm | #

So... I haven't sent card or present yet..

...but I haven't even been online.

There was more than a week of migraine hell and then the flu and now strep. So I am sick and in pain and in a bad mood and have been for weeks now. Sorry I missed your b-day, hope it was grand!

I still can't get out of bed to mail anything - maybe I'll order something online though.
Chopsticks | Homepage | 02.06.07 - 8:10 pm | #

Lynda, yeah, damned USPS.

Chopsticks, I'm sorry to hear that! I hope you feel better soon.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.07.07 - 8:52 am | #