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Gravatar I don't know either, but it's fun to say cunt.

Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt.


Gravatar And taking the trash out in the nude differs from a younger routine how???

Get some Metamucil. It does wonders.


Gravatar Make sure that the staff rolls you over from time to time. You don't want to get bed sores.


Gravatar But you'll always remember to blog...


Gravatar ouch... i turn 35 on friday... what do I have to look forward to?!?!?


Gravatar 30 is not old, sweetie. I don't even think 50 is old anymore. My mom can party my ass under the table!


Gravatar 100. That's old. Unless you're still climbing mountains. Then, not so much.


Gravatar It's got nothing to do with the title, but it was a time someone said it out loud!


Gravatar a) I LOVE Bette Midler

b) Bacon

c) according to my sources, you did indeed go to the curb nude. You did not, however, take any trash with you.


Gravatar Don't forget to get a walker or a cane...they're fun to push/poke into people with. Not that I'd know...or anything....


Gravatar Dude, old guy nudity. BLEEEECH.


Gravatar Poppy, why the smile? Did I say something funny? I can't remember!

Mr. Fab, I meant to type "aunt".

WD, good point. This time, my pubes were gray.

Mist, I'll make a note of that.

Yoda, only because I use post-it notes to remind me.

Tori, instant death.

Dawn, your mom is one of a kind, I think.

Fringes, at least 100 is a milestone!

RJ, damn straight.

Britt, you do not love Bette Midler. Do you? I wonder what I put out on the curb. And where did our bedspread go?

Tug, I'm thinking of getting one of those Rascal scooters.

Tracy, gray pubes, wrinkled sac, what's hotter than that?


Gravatar I was going to give you some advice about that.






What?


Gravatar Hmmmmm, had Teppanyaki and Sushi Friday. Got several cool gifts... had prime rib, lobster and shrimp on Saturday. I didn't play Nintendo though... since I'm SO much older I'm afraid I could only muster enough strength and mental capacity to endure two rousing games of Scrabble yesterday.

All in all, it was a good weekend. I wish I had been drunk at least half of it. Fucking watered down Mai Tais.


Gravatar YEAH!!!! It was like I was just saying...... ...... .. . .. . . .


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Gravatar I love burgers with bacon and blue cheese.

Cheesecake is good.

I hate Bette Midler.

I lust after Keifer Sutherland. We both turned 40 in December just 7 days apart.

Oh, this is about you and your birthday! Oh silly me!

You aren't even at mid life!!! What's this about turning old???


Gravatar Please. Post more entries about things you wanted to talk about but forgot what you were going to say about them.

If you can remember all that.


Gravatar Old? You think 30 is old, ya old fart? Just you wait until....



Wait...




What was I talking about?


mmmm. Ice cream with chocolate and peanut butter. Yum.


Gravatar That spacial thing is getting cathcy. I wonder if it is viral...


Gravatar Thirty is the new fifteen. Or so I tell myself ; )

Yum, yum, chocolate and peanut butter ice cream!!


Gravatar RW, too little too late, huh?

Amy, Scrabble, eh? We should play online Scrabble someday so I can kick your ass soundly.

Nancycle, exactly.

Lisa, 30 is old. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Mocha, what's my name? Where am I?

Steph, you're a MILF, so it's okay.

RW, you are a trendsetter.

Cat, so I should lust after 15-year olds? Is that what you're saying?


Gravatar Anytime... bring it on, baby!


Gravatar Ok, let's find an online Scrabble site, and set up a time and date. We should do it on cam, too, so I can mock you when I win.


Gravatar Yes, I do in fact love Bette Midler.

Have you SEEN Beaches? *swoon*


Gravatar Britt, you're crazy. Go listen to Rod Stewart.


Gravatar No boobs for you.

You're grounded.


Gravatar Have I Told You Lately That I Love You, Hot Legs? Ooh La La, My Heart Can't Tell You No. Forever Young.


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