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that poor poor man
also mention to your wife that she is lucky. I have Never reicieved flowers from any man other then my daddy on the birth of each of my boys.
That's fantastic. I'm of the opinion though that Eric should thank you by personally being your slave for a week.
For somebody who wrote such a generically cheesy note for his flowers I'm guessing Linda was about to leave him for not having a sense of humor and smothering her. She probably loved the card and saw a new side of him. (You)
I'm glad I only get VD once a year...
I wonder if those flowers come with a dose of penicillin?
Now that is funny!
holy hell, that is the funniest thing I'd heard all week!
MAYBE Eric & Linda have a sense of humor, too, and you helped them start a new tradition? Or she saw a side of Eric she'd never seen & released her inner tiger? I'd say they owe you big time...you saved them years of therapy!!
Did you mention this before? I feel like I know this story... or maybe I heard about it from watching Divorce Court when that guy Eric... mmmm... maybe... either way its funny as all hell!!!
That is freaking hilarious! Did you ever find out if Linda did indeed get your card?
OMG! Bwaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaha
I know I should feel sorry for Eric... but I just can't right now... In a minute... or after I've died from laughing...
Funny! Yeah, I think that couple needed a nice dose of your love penicillin! You may have cured their boringness : )
You feel bad?! I knew you had a soul!
HA! That kind of story almost makes Valentine's Day worthwhile.
BPR, your husband has never gotten you flowers?
Clown, so does that mean I get to have sex with Linda?
RW, yeah, me too.
Dave, you have to pay extra for that.
Mistress Yoda, it's tragic, too!
Dawn, well, it is only Monday.
Tug, yeah, I think Eric slept on the couch and then went home to his mom.
WD, I did mention it on the forums.
Jen, I never heard any follow-up on that.
DB, yeah, that's about how I feel.
Cat, love penicillin sounds like love pencil which reminds me of penis.
Poppy, ok, well I pretend to feel bad because people with souls would feel bad.
Tracy, almost?
You have a sense of humor? How much of this blog is a joke? I've been taking you seriously up until now.
Avi - You just rock on so MANY levels!!
I think you might be the only reason I won't completely hate VD this year 
Bahahaha, that was VDelicious.
why didn't i think of that first!
brilliance.
Priceless. I had to run downstairs and tell my husband. Then we got really jealous because we didn't think of the witty cards first.
Now this is funny. How great that you and your wife still have a sense of humor. Inspiring!
Mist, as long as you don't laugh in bed, I'm okay with that.
Steph, good to hear.
Schad, no sympathy for Eric?
Heather, it's my superpower.
Justice Jones, thanks for the visit and comment. If you've seen a picture of me, you'll understand that my wife has to have a sense of humor whenever she looks at me!
Hil-goddamn-arious, man! I'm thinking that if I tell MY husband what your cards say, he'll want to send me flowers finally. Hehehehehe . . .
Heh, no way, Avitable. Would I be living up to my name if I did?
I'm betting Eric was decidedly single shortly thereafter.
I guarantee those florist ladies still tell that story though. I about pissed my pants.
Vulgar Wizard, it's all about incentives.
Schad, well, I guess if you're going to live up to your namesake. I was thinking more "faux-schad".
Ben, I'm hoping that my card is still talked about at ProFlowers.
You crack me up hairy Uncle man lol
That's Mr. Hairy Uncle Man to you!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eric probably was gonorrheally hate it.
OMG!!! Got to you off of Mark''s blog (KOTGD), that story is such a pisser, and I feel sorry for the other couple too. But, I love your sense of humour, it sure makes a relationship all that more intreaguing and less... well...boring!!!
Lynda, nicely put.
Cazzie, thanks for the visit and comment!
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