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those are condoms? I thought that was supposed to represent something else. 
is the butt plug for you or for her?
Questions, questions, questions...
Why are you wearing so many clothes?
Why do you need condoms?
Are you showing us what you did to prepare for your wife, or for an escort?
What did you use the flowers for?
Where's the monkey?
Very Nice. Oh, and TAG.
Now I want a cheeseburger.
And a butt plug.
wait, why is the top box cola and the bottom two coke?
thats just odd.
Why in the world are you drawing so often now?
I inspire you that much? Aw.
Second, good GOD I wish you actually had a naked lady tie--I'd borrow it for all my special sort of occasions--opening theater nights, christmas day, and first dates.
I don't think I've ever seen a butt plug illustrated so nicely! Well done!
Dawn, it's our butt plug.
Poppy, because I was being fancy! And VD means romance and romance means sex and sex means condoms. This is what I would have looked like if Amy and I went out to dinner. The flowers were to make everything pretty.
Tug, in my butt.
Tracy, ooh, you bastard.
Mist, you already have a butt plug. You can't fool me.
BPR, they're all Diet Coke. What are you talking about?
Jordie, I used to have one. And you are my muse. Or you are amusing. Something like that.
After all that woman has done for you - get her her own damned butt plug. Damn.
It's the industrial-sized lube bottle that has me most concerned. Just how far up does that butt plug go?
Everyone seems so focused on the butt plug. What kind of readers do you attract here?
Personally I want to focus on the 3 cases of Diet Coke. Is it regular Diet Coke or is it flavored?
Your wife is a lucky woman. Or at least someone is lucky. I think.
nope the top one very clearly has an "l" where the "k" should be.
were you drinking the very expensive cologne?
I didn't think that was disturbing in the least bit...
Do you go out often?
Love the unibrow!
Huh. There were no fancy clothes*, condoms, or flowers at my VD celebration... And definitely no romance.
*Okay, maybe there was one piece of fancy clothing that required tying, but it wasn't on very long. And yes, I did just say that.
you said lube
It is consistently amazing to me how it came to be that you didn't allure all the women in the world and that the rest of us ended up with wives and girlfriends in spite of you.
I'm glad you live elsewhere, otherwise I suppose I'd NEVER get any.
allure - "lure" said with a thick Alsatian accent.
Hmmm...that is a MIGHTY large tub of lube. Did you get that at Costco?
That's a big tub of lube. And *I* have the anal fetish?
Britt, you don't even know what a butt plug is!
Dave, there are a thousand uses for lube!
NYCWD, two regular and one with lime.
Lynda, I'm the lucky one. She's the one who's cursed with me.
BPR, it's just artistic license, k?
Ryan, every night.
Mistress Yoda, thanks. I groom it.
Poppy, you are dirty! There was some romance at your VD - Yee Haw!
Crystal, no I didn't. You did!
RW, I am a fucking Casanova.
RB, Sam's Club, actually.
Mr. Fab, it's YOUR tub of lube!
So....Since romance means sex and sex means condoms... How did the flowers come in again? Love the lube. Where do you buy in in that size?
Is that Duh for me? I'm so honored...
A naked lady tie? Dude, you rule! LOL
Yeah, I have to agree that your condom illustration concerned me at first. I thought it was something else, and I was like, man, how many urethras does this man have?!
Love the red shoelaces. They're the perfect touch.
TMP, flowers are part of romance. And the lube comes from Sam's Club.
Kal, yes. You should be!
EG, everyone always loves the naked lady tie.
Cat, I'd be seriously worried if my penis looked like that!
Dear God in Heaven.
I can die happily now.
CP.
CP, if you want a commissioned work, just ask!
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