from now until the end of my days, it will forver be COCKTOBER.

that's gold.
Crys | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 10:48 am | #

""Weed, Nuts Day" - You can smoke up without repercussion, or get a jar of free nuts. Your choice."

ok, I practically choked on that one!! ha!

but carnivals, in DECEMBER, in PA? I'll pass, thanks!!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 10:50 am | #

Great.
Now my birthday is in the worst month of the year.
Aw, nuts.
Paticus | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:11 am | #

You think you are...

Oh, sorry, what?
Poppy | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:36 am | #

I've never had a Moon Pie.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:38 am | #

Im speechless
bluepaintred | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:40 am | #

My birthday is in Loon. Nice.
Heather | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:43 am | #

when you said "munch" an entirely different thought process entered my mind.... hmmm
Tori | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 12:15 pm | #

So both your anniversary and my birthday are in cock-tober...that kinda screws us (pun intended) for getting laid on those days, unless anal is your fancy...and it isn't mine....

oh well
Julianne | 02.16.07 - 12:22 pm | #

I'm with Dawn "Weed / Nuts Day" TOO funny!!!!

And, I think it is entirely possible that you are a fucking genius. An evil genius, perhaps, but those are the best kind!
Amy | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 12:32 pm | #

Crystal, wield your mighty penis with honor in Cocktober!

Dawn, did I mention they're indoors and heated?

Paticus, blame the pharmaceutical lobby.

Poppy, you know it's true.

Mist, really?

BPR, just say I'm a genius. That's all I need to hear.

Heather, it's strangely fitting.

Tori, yeah, I thought of that, too.

Julianne, fuck! You're right. I guess I better get my ass ready.

Amy, I'll settle for evil genius.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 1:03 pm | #

I do.
Poppy | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 1:09 pm | #

How about Donkey Punch Day?
Joefish | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 2:05 pm | #

I think you should run for office. You have my vote.
themuttprincess | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 2:18 pm | #

the federal government did what?!?
Miss Britt | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 3:33 pm | #

I'm all fro Fry Day!!
Mistress Yoda | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 4:14 pm | #

I'm with Miss Britt. I don't know what you're talking about.
Virginia | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 5:57 pm | #

Mmmm....moon pies...why can't every day be moon pie day????
Evil Genius | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 7:11 pm | #

I'm down with that. Send 'round the petition... ; )
cat | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 8:41 pm | #

Poppy, thanks!

Joe, maybe we can make that a corollary of Tits Day.

TMP, thanks. Every vote counts.

Britt, I explained it. Don't you watch TV or read the papers, or are you too busy drinking and making videos of yourself?

Yoda, yeah that would be awesome. I'd move into a McDonald's.

Virginia, you and Britt - two peas in a pod.

Evil Genius, because then our asses would look like moon pies.

Cat, with your help I can carry the California vote!
Avitable | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 10:29 pm | #

No fair! I don't eat potatoes. You're going to have to find an alternative for us non-potato eaters because we can't be excluded. I'm going to make that legislation during Bloggest.
Kentucky Girl | Homepage | 02.16.07 - 11:49 pm | #

Thanks for stopping by--I agree, 30 Rock is very good (even better than I thought it would be).

In related news, I was thinking of joining the Church, but I have a grievance. Veronica Mars is god-awful. My buddy (a television Guru) swore up and down it was the best thing on television, so I started watching in the beginning of season 2. It was really horrible. My friend later concurred it had taken a nosedive off a cliff, but said I should still see season 1.

So if I watch season 1, is that good enough? Because I'm not putting myself through that again. search my blog for Veronica or Mars, you'll see what I mean.
Ben | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 12:53 am | #

Offer me free Moon Pies, and I'll follow you anywhere...
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 7:13 am | #

KG, it's only one day of the week. You can enjoy Tits Day instead!

Ben, VM is only for people who want to become actual ministers. Everyone can become a parishioner! And while I love the show and have enjoyed all of the seasons, the first season is the hook. Watching the pilot episode is like injecting crack into your eyeball.

Mr. Fab, that was my plan!
Avitable | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 8:30 am | #

""Gay" - Everybody's happy per federal mandate." Awww C'mon I am never happy on my birthday and now I will be mandated to be. Sheesh I'm gonna go drown myself now.
Frankie | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 10:37 am | #

Cool, so Cock-tober is the new Black History Month? Nice, we finally get more than 28 days!
Schadenfreude | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 11:27 am | #

See well I live in Arizona and we don't have that daylight savings time bullshit so what's going on?
rachel | Homepage | 02.17.07 - 1:38 pm | #

Yep, me and rachel live in a place where Daylight Saving Time is non-existant. I think it's fucking stupid and lazy.

Anyway, don't blame the government as a whole, BUSH DID IT!

And yeah Cock-tober sounds good to me!

ROFL @ "Finally we'll all know what it feels like to be a part of the well-endowed, dark-skinned minority."

Avi, I've had sex with 19 black men in my life and let me tell you, not all of them were packing a big one.

Such a sad reality.
The Mistress | Homepage | 02.18.07 - 7:08 pm | #

Frankie, what if you get to be actually gay on your birthday? A little lesbian fling? Hmm?

Shad, 31, my man. And they're all yours.

Rachel, they changed the date when DST is normally implemented.

Mistress, not all, but I'm sure there were plenty of above average men in that group.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.19.07 - 11:10 am | #

You are God.


Look! It's Cocktober!

8=======>~~~~ 0-:


Do you think that is the scale equivalent of 14 inches?

CP.
CP | Homepage | 02.25.07 - 12:52 pm | #

CP, possibly. Very nicely done.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.25.07 - 2:10 pm | #