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Way to use a webcam to document such a monumental moment in your life!
Avitable is so hot right now!
(where is Mugatu when you need him?)
Aw. Handsome.
Darlin, let me tell you one thing. Until you have your legs in stirrups forcing your legs to be 18 feet apart with a cold ass speculum shoved up your vagina with about 2 lbs of cold KY and a little old lady standing in the corner to make sure your creepy new doctor doesn't molest you when his hands are up your twat you have NOOOOOO idea how women feel at the gyn...
and I hope you never do. mwah!
(but the hair does look great. I should shave my legs)
Looking good, Big Poppa.
Captain Caveman was the shit.
A #2 on the head? To hell with that... I go balls out... zero all the way... at least for my sides.
This guy by any chance is named Juan Marco is he? He used to be my barber... until he retired... to Florida.
THAT would be funny shit.
no time to read... DAMN you're brother is HAWT!!! is he single?
I bet you feel ten pounds lighter just like I have since I shaved my beard last week. I also feel like I'm part of society again, whether that's a good or bad feeling, I don't know.
I do miss it a little bit though. It was fun to hide behind it.
You...loooook...MAHvelous!
It's amazing how you can go from looking like a deranged serial killer to a normal-looking human being. Wow.
You are devilishly handsome!
I am aroused.
They should charge you $55 a visit, you hairy bastard.
I still wish you'd have shaved your head, but it turned out pretty good...considering what they had to work with.
And from what I hear, the puerto rican men spit anyway, so the happy ending may be just what you need...
That man is an artiste! Excellent job, you look fantastic!
Clown, wait until my next post where I document my latest shit.
Dave, nice Zoolander reference!
Heather, thanks, but you must have me confused with a member of the human race.
Rachel, yeah, that was a total joke. I'll wait until my first prostrate exam before I can even come to sympathize.
Joe, that was a great show with an absolutely ludicrous premise. He looked like a giant peanut with a nose!
WD, nope, his name was Raul. That would have been really bizarre!
Tori, apparently he's married to my wife.
Brandon, I liked getting the looks from people wondering if I was a terrorist. That was fun. But yeah, I feel like a part of normal society again.
Geeky, I would say that I look slightly less retarded, but thanks.
Denise, yet on the inside, I'm still a deranged sociopath.
Mr. Fab, you're always aroused!
TMLSB, it would have cost $48 just for both, so the $55 wasn't too far off.
Maritza, he did the best with the materials he had, I guess. Can't blame him if I have the face of a gorilla.
do you ever worry about sassquatch hunters?
Aren't you a handsome fella 
Did he have Georgia O'Keefe prints on the ceiling? My gyno is thoughtful like that.
I like your messy version better, but you definitely look professional (like a CEO!) now. Still adorable, though. I like the little tuft on the top of your head that's trying to stick up. :P
$55 for unlimited cuts is a steal. I pay more than that for one cut at my salon. Of course, I'm a woman so I am robbed just to get my hair trimmed.
That, my friend, is the best $55 you have spent this year. You look totally human now. No more worries about that whole Yeti Sighted In Florida thing for YOU, nosiree!
Wow, I would hardly have predicted that such a handsome man was hiding underneath all that hair.
Although, I have to get this off my chest: yeti and teddy fucking would probably be about as fruitful as two mules, and about as aesthetically pleasing.
You look very nice! It's nice to see a handsome man underneath all that hair!
Wow, you clean up nice. I bet your wife couldn't keep her hands off you. That is if she didn't try to kill you with a frying pan when she came home and did not recognize you....
Y'look like y'always do.
I think you should always look grizzly, see that's DIFFERENT.
And super awesome looking.
Look how Handsome you are Avi!
Now you gotta get all dressed up and take the Mrs to a fancy dinner so she can show you off.
MUCH better. You don't look like that weird guy that hangs around by the train station talking to himself anymore!
I don't think you'd even scare me anymore...very nice! Late VD gift for the wifey!
Pfft - I was hoping for less facial hair.
Next time? Since it grows back so fast and all?
I'm kinda partial to the gorilla-man look, myself.
BPR, didn't you know? Sasquatch hunters are a myth.
Mistress Yoda, nope. Nice try, though.
Mist, I love representations of vaginas in nature!
Poppy, cuts and shaves, so it's an even better deal. Although, it means I'll have to go more than once every four months now.
Tracy, I thought the best $55 I spent was on the Jenna Jameson pocket pussy, but maybe you're right.
Jay, thanks for the visit and comment. Since Yetis are asexual and the males can get pregnant, though, I think it would definitely be more fruitful than mules.
TMP, she actually tried to shoot me with a shotgun.
Jordie, the birds make it annoying. When they land on my head and try to nest.
MsFreud, I am like a chimp that can wear a diaper and open doors, aren't I? She could make me do party tricks, too.
Dawn, I might not look like him, but it's still me!
Tug, oh, I'd still scare you.
Britt, I'll send you the pictures when I trim my balls so you can see less hair.
J, I'll be back to that in no time, I'm sure.
WOO HOO. You are like a SUPER HOTTIE!!!!!
Very very nice.
Nice! You even got your eyebrows done! Wow, whats the occasion?
Amy, only if we're talking about Captain Cavemen, who is a Super Hero.
Fringes, I'm sorry that you're clearly blind!
Miss Misery, how the hell is it that women notice things like eyebrows? I know that I got my eyebrows done and even looking at the pictures, I can't tell that I got them done. No occasion - I just got sick of the hair.
well, i kind of feel like every thing's been said but I'm kinda wondering
what's so wrong with being confused with a yeti, you could probably make tons of money that way.
anyways, hope you tipped the guy well, he did a great job, you look good.
oh and i've been meaning to tell you, your header makes me laugh a lot. it's great.
You look very, very GQ!!! I didn't think you'd ever cut your hair!! Not that the caveman look didn't work for you, but it's always nice to shake things up!
Raul's a keeper : )
I prefer to shave my own bits... Not sure how you can trust a complete stranger to shave you.
Ok, for starters Captain Caveman was wicked cool and had the coolest superhero yell ever.
That being said... you are WAY hotter than Captain Caveman in his own wet dreams.
Did he touch the brow? I detect a certain shaping, you metro-sexual, you.
Alyssa, I think that the problem isn't about being confused for a Yeti by people, but by another Yeti. I could become a real Yeti's bitch. And yes, I tipped him well.
Cat, yeah, I mess with my hair "style" almost more than you do!
Poppy, so are you saying that you shave your bits? Hmm.
Amy, he did have the coolest yell ever. And coincidentally, I just had a wet dream about Captain Caveman last night!
Kal, there was some shaping going on. Now I'm going to get a manicure to clean up my cuticles.
well, it's still be a good story, though potentially not that fun for you.
WOW Handsome and everything.
That poor man might faint.... or increase your fee if he sees you come in once a week.
handsome!
Freshly done eyebrows are always obvious to me anyway because I'm a total eyebrow freak. Gary even lets me do his now which is fun.
LOL. I didn't think that was possible : )
Alyssa, true. There would be an ass-rending end.
Fogspinner, well, once he's done all the heavy lifting, each week should be a piece of cake!
Crystal, that's a nice sentiment coming from a goddess.
Rachel, I've had just one eyebrow for about a year, so having two is a new experience.
Cat, I know! It's always a surprise to see what style you have now.
OMG Avi! You look almost human now!
That barber is a miracle worker....
So you took my beauty advice after all? C'mon admit it...you took my advice. You look absolutely fantastic. If you got that kind of deal for $55 then you got a steal. Damn I pay $140 to get my hair cut and colored once every 7 weeks.
Wait a minute...Rachel does Gary's eyebrows? I could use some one to do mine, damn I wish she was closer to PA!
WOW. I never would've thought that was under all that hair! You're pretty good lookin', Avi.
Psychobabble, I know. You should see what he did to my pubic hair.
Lisa, yeah, I did. And now I plan on going in weekly, I think.
Jane, it's all airbrushing.
Oh, I am so with Rachel on this one. Nothing like an icy cold speculum heading northbound into ones warm cooter. You don't even get a third of that humiliation. I wish barbers had stirrups.
CP.
CP, you love your gyno appointments and you know it.
You look GREAT now!!!
I personally think you looked better shaggy, but I'm a g-ddamned freak who likes my men furry. I'll shut up now.
Mistress, compared to a bear, sure.
Mitzi, I'm still plenty furry!
Holy cow! You clean up nice!
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