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Gravatar "Day of the Week underwear? Never heard of them. I have 12 pairs of Month of the Year underwear."

lmao! that's my favorite answer....


Gravatar You are such a chicken SHIT.

None of those were REAL answers.

WEANNNNNNNNIE!!!


Gravatar lmao


Gravatar Those bitches think they can hide behind the voice box forever and do whatever the hell they want!

I hate them.

I also hate that breakfast gets extended one hour on Sundays.

Have they no shame???


Gravatar Can you answer a question with another question or is that two questions?


Gravatar Dawn, it's true and now I only have to do laundry once annually.

Britt, those are real answers - I can only tell the truth.

BPR, that's it? Nothing more to say?

NYCWD, thank you. Definitely most horrific crime in the world.

RW, I don't know? Can you?


Gravatar You are wise beyond your years and insane beyond eternity.


Gravatar I was doing good till I saw fries and mayo. Oh the memories of obesity...


Gravatar I think the answer to my question is real! But, then again, I'm incredibly gullible.

From this round I think Tug's question deserves to win, although I don't recall you saying we get to vote.


Gravatar I don't care much for the drive thru ladies.
I hate when they say, "Just a minute." and all too quickly that minute turns into five minutes. So I'll be an errand for god knows who, sitting there in my car, repeating the order outloud. Suddenly, the woman will just yell over the intercom, "Yeah? How can I help you?"
And then..It's like a wave of defeat, I'm like,
"What the fuck was I supposed to order?"

Stage fright!


Gravatar Mistress Yoda, indubitably!

Stiltwalker, that's healthy eating right there.

Poppy, no voting allowed.

Jordie, that's because you're addle-brained!


Gravatar "Baby oil or vegetable oil?"


I like my vegetables cooked in vegetable oil and my babies cooked in baby oil.


I almost shot Diet Pepsi out my nose. And the carbonation really hurts. But it would clean out the sinus passages. So I guess that would make you a healer. Huh?


Gravatar Now,see, I like my babies could in peanut oil. Crunchier.


Gravatar Cooked. I meant cooked. Sheesh.


Gravatar You're a strange, strange little boy. Don't ever change.


Gravatar Manic Witch, I am a healer. I normally recommend Diet Coke for your nose, though.

Tracy, I find that baby oil helps them go down easier.

Dragon, maybe I'm the normal one and the rest of you are the strange ones. Did you ever think of that?


Gravatar No voting? So mean! I still like Tug's the best. :P


Gravatar Im sorry avi. Ill try harder next time, but what with the multiple coffee spewing and side clutching, you were luck to reiceive those four letters!


Gravatar You know, I hate it when you are funnier than I am. It's all I've got, man. Don't take that away from me!


Gravatar Being a vegetarian, I've given up on fried babies... but you made them sound so tempting! Do you dip them in a batter first?


Gravatar Your tongue. Shitdamn, how did I now know that. MY BAD.

Poppy, will you marry me?


Gravatar Tug, that's quite flattering but I'm not sure how well that would work out, considering I'm a hetero female?

Under different circumstances I would totally consider it! :D


Gravatar Funny... but, wait... they use a bat type thing for bulls?! That doesn't make any sense...


Gravatar Poppy, and that's how marriage proposals are made!

BPR, I guess that's a good excuse.

Mr. Fabulous, you've got a big shiny bald head that's pretty cool.

Dave, of course! I love baby batter.

Tug, I know. That's common knowledge.

Cat, they use it to stimulate the prostate. (In its butt).


Gravatar Avi - yeah, I'm a little slow. **sigh**

Poppy - Dammit. So am I. Just a bit of a problem, I'm sure........HA.


Gravatar That's funny, the last marriage proposal I received was performed on my bedroom floor under the guise that one of the cats had thrown up all over the place...

Why do the ladies love me so much?? I must be quite charming.


Gravatar Tug - So sad... If one of us would be willing to go through gender reassignment we might be able to work this out? Oh, and I probably would have to either become a polygamist or divorce my husband in order to marry you. Hmm. Yah...


Gravatar Tug, just get out the detachable penis.

Poppy, that sounds like a blog post waiting to happen.


Gravatar Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

I still think you got off easy.


Gravatar Amy, got off easy? How? I answered the questions!


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