Dude, that's messed up!

At least you didn't have sex in your grandmother's hospital bed. Good to know you have limits. :P
Dragon | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 9:38 am | #

You are twisted...in a good way.
Mistress Yoda | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 9:48 am | #

at firstIi thought oh, number 11! how funny I will have to comment on THAT!

and then i had to add number twelve, cus that hilarious.

soon my list of oh i have to say soemthing about that and that and that got so huge all I could do was shake my head and picture bacon cheeseburger grease.
bluepaintred | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 10:05 am | #

Wow. You sure get around.
themuttprincess | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 10:19 am | #

I had a guy laugh once. Hummm I don't know if it was a good or bad thing. :P
Frankie | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 10:22 am | #

I'll take Dom DeLuise in the grandparents house for $200, Alex...
Dave2 | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 10:49 am | #

Dragon, shh. How'd you know?

Mistress Yoda, yes I am.

BPR, you can always comment in detail about how awesome I am.

TMP, I'm a whore.

Frankie, do you have a small penis?

Dave, and the answer is . . .
Avitable | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 11:04 am | #

OMFG, do you know how much it hurts to be bursting with laughter but have to be super quiet about it?! You suck! :P

For once in my life I'm choosing to not do one of your memes. This is waaaay TMI for the general population.
Poppy | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 11:29 am | #

Only you could take an "inappropriate" meme and make it more so.

Octopus boy.
Amy | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:02 pm | #

Oops, I forgot.

Ditto. Brilliant. Ditto.
Amy | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:03 pm | #

THANK YOU for that....this made me laugh my ass off! we have two night stands too... we're so naughty!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:04 pm | #

OK, you doing this meme like THIS is not the same as what you're asking ME to do.

So, still a pussy...
Miss Britt | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:06 pm | #

Poppy, you should guffaw.

Amy, I see that as my mission. And thank you.

Dawn, yes you are.

Britt, sure it is. Just do it and no arguing, okay?
Avitable | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:14 pm | #

Laughed my ass off at your answers -- especially the "onesome"...freakin' priceless.

And HELL NO I'm not doing one myself!
wordnerd | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 12:43 pm | #

I do *not* guffaw. Ever! How dare you suggest such a thing!!!
Poppy | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 1:19 pm | #

I would totally do this, but it's been so long since I've had sex, I'm not sure I'd remember the answers.
Tracy Lynn | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 3:59 pm | #

Wordnerd, you're going to mock my honesty and forthright answers by laughing?

Poppy, how about chuckle loudly?

Tracy, you can cheat and copy my answers.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 4:28 pm | #

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes. All I need is a small tube of warm tartar sauce, and we're set.

I will NEVER look at Tartar Sauce the same way again.
Denise | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 4:58 pm | #

Your answers were great. I am so doing this meme!
used*to*be*me | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 5:21 pm | #

I think the tartar sauce has a gonorrhealactic factor. Did you maybe recycle what was left over in the broken condom and mix it with the tartar?
franky | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 7:20 pm | #

Denise, especially if it's all over your chin and in your hair.

Usedtobeme, my answers were all 100% true.

Franky, that even made me shudder.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 8:31 pm | #

I laughed so hard at this that one of my ovaries burst.
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 8:52 pm | #

This post? Just another reason I think you ROCK


stephanie | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 9:39 pm | #

McDonalds has a walk in freezer?
Mist 1 | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 9:51 pm | #

Mr. Fabulous, I hope your ovaries are okay. We know how precious they are.

Stephanie, thanks. You rock!

Mist, maybe it was the customer area.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 10:11 pm | #

OK at #29... couldn't you at least have faked to not have had sex at one of those places... I mean... it makes me feel kinda inadequate as such...
DutchBitch | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 10:07 am | #

DB, just so you know, if you didn't already, I clearly blend the line between truth and fiction when I do these things.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 11:14 am | #

You've never had sex on my bed, ever.

And I've had several night stands throughout my life. I like the one school gave us for free!
Jordie | 03.22.07 - 11:48 am | #

Jordie, how do you know for sure? Is your pillow sticky and does it smell like newly washed gorilla?
Avitable | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 12:44 pm | #

You dirty slut, you.
Cat | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 6:01 pm | #

OMG! Had to find out what Denise meant by tartar sauce. I knew I hated that stuff for a good reason.

Have not laughed that much in AGES. Thanks.
Tanya | Homepage | 03.26.07 - 6:23 am | #