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Bahahahahahahaha! Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Well that's one way to wake up....
i like the lead in to this (tho i feel bad for you about the result), i was wondering where it was leading 
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!
I always read your blog naked.
I bet you didnt even think about hitting the snooze alarm did ya
Sorry, lost me at the chest thing. I have no hair on my chest whatsoever so, figuring this wasn't for me, I stopped reading.
So... how's your dog these days?
My co-workers are looking at me funny...
aww, it's OK - he was just bustin your balls.
That is a shitty alarm clock! I would bring it back and demand a refund!
Ummm...OUCH!
Sorry bout the shitty wake up call!
Hope your day gets better!
I'm going to stick googlie eyes to my stomach. My bellybutton cracks me up.
Hey. It got you up didn't it? I don't know what kind of pain that causes, but I'd almost rather that then my cat's method of getting me up by puking on my pillow!
Denise, unless you're the kickee.
Jen, one of the worst!
Julianne, yeah. It could have taken a strange turn.
Paticus, thank you.
Dave, as I yours.
BPR, I tried.
RW, that's the kicker.
Mistress Yoda, as long as I can help make you look like a weirdo at work, I'm happy.
Dawn, nicely put.
TMP, I'm thinking about it.
Kellie, yeah, me too.
Mist, it is fascinating, but it's the little Vandyke goatee below it that I'm interested in.
Heather, vomit might be worse. I don't know, though.
the really weird part here is that my cat did exactly the same thing to me this morning.
happy fucking thursday indeed. there are better way to be attacked by pussy.
naked blogging...is that like ½ naked thursday?
I always read your blog half naked, but that's just my inability to commit.
Good dog!
I was at work, so I didn't take my clothes off, but I did touch myself a lot. I hope that counts.
If it doesn't, well, then...Aw, nuts!
PTB, it's just an animal uprising.
Duck, no. It's fully naked Thursday.
Tracy, left half or right half?
Lynda, as long as you were left out of breath and in pain, it's fine.
I'm at work. Not undressing here, even for you. BUT, I do have a great imagination!
Did you kick back? Going to shut the bedroom door tonight?
I told Jigsaw to do that, btw. She was supposed to tell you that it was because I STILL don't have a diamond collar like hers. Yeah. That's the reason. Glad she got you good. She wasn't dreaming of squirrels. She was simply carrying out a random act of kindness on my behalf.
Moo ha ha!
CP.
Heh. If you'd just buy her some doggles, she wouldn't bust your balls like that.
Another reason not to let the dog on the bed. My dog shed tons of hair and I just prefer not to sleep in hair.
Ooo! I see you are a "Purple Woman"!
Tug, the dog sleeps in bed with us. We can't close the door.
CP, I gave you a pearl necklace. Wasn't that good enough?
KG, yes she would. She'd be humiliated.
Annie, I don't understand the purple woman comment. Our dog is a light shedder, though, so it's not a big deal.
Annie, never mind. I just figured it out. I think (no offense Robin) that it's a stupid idea to have a group of people who have to band together because they don't want kids.
aah yes...silly me.
poor doggie....touch your naughty parts.
Good morning to you too, sunshine.
Oh, I think I just woke up my entire department with my super loud burst of laughter.
Bad Jigsaw!!!
Da Duck, kicked, not touched!
Dragon, grrr.
Poppy, hopefully she caught that squirrel in her dream.
dogs bring sunshine; dogs bring love. my dogs shit on the floor for breakfast---that's how i know i am valued
LMFAO!!!!!
mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yes, I know karma's a bitch, and I'm gonna get mine for laughing - but, damn that was funny!
*wipes the tears from the corners of her eyes*
You poor fucker. Although, I can relate. I have three English Mastiff's. They sleep on the bed if it is their night out of the kennel. They are entirely too big to let them all stay out at once. I'd have more room if I slept in the kennel.
Awwwwwww... my heart breaks for you.
No. Really. It does.
This laughter is SYMPATHY laughter.
Omigod! Ouch! You poor baby : (
I've had a thing about animals in my room when I'm sleeping... initially I prevented it because I'd heard the wives' tale (?) that cats suck the life out of sleeping babies and that freaked me out... but this is another good reason!
Have I mentioned how much I love that dog?
owie, owie, owie, ouuchhhhhhh. Ok so I'm not a guy, but I can seriously imagine that happening as I used to sleep with 2 german shepherds. Now I have a retired greyhound who refuses to get on the bed unless I pick him up and put him on it lol, hernia city, so ,no, it doesn't happen often. But I digress, as usual, hope things get better, ice usually works well for these types of pains. And codeine goes a long way, too.
Once upon a time, I shared a bed with OG who was a wee little 4 year old at the time, while on vacation in Disney. Around 2 in the morning, she rammed her foot vertically up the crack of my butt. I leaped out of bed howling and she kept sleeping. I feel your pain even though I don't have a "fruitbowl" just funbags.
Crys, your dogs are well trained, eh?
Steph, I had tears in my eyes, too.
UTBM, wow! Three mastiffs?
Britt, watch it, you. I have photos of you having sex with Prince that I could sell for millions.
Cathf, what happened to cat?
Mr. Fabulous, she misses you humping her leg, too.
Kitten, so you used to have sex with two German Shepherds?
Maritza, that sounds painful, too. I've never had anything rammed in my butt, but I can hope.
Sounds like every morning for Mike... only it's a 3 year old with only two feet.
Hey Adam,
I was just trying out different names to see if my link still came up... it does! I can't fool your system : )
I hate it when that happens.
Amy, I think I'd blame you for that.
Cat, they're called cookies.
Miss Misery, you have that happen often, do ya?
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