That sucks dude!! Does that mean you can't play WII either?
stephanie | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 9:18 am | #

I'd be happy to shut the lights off here & go home if that'll help you. It's the least I can do, really.
Tug | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 10:07 am | #

Send them home (tell them they get to work Saturday) and take a nap.

I will do it if you will.
themuttprincess | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 10:21 am | #

This is so rustic. You should sleep in sleeping bags too, just to really experience it.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 10:27 am | #

The upside is that if you do that, there'll be plenty of time to spend the rest of the day masturbating.
TMLSB | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 10:41 am | #

hey, sometimes it's cool to live like a caveman. OK, not really, but I'm just trying to make you feel better. :D
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 11:02 am | #

gotta be honest, i couldn't function without my coffee pot either. You should call it a day.
alyssa | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 11:12 am | #

Stephanie, I have tried to use the TV as little as possible, unfortunately. I'll just have to play with my little wii instead.

Tug, I appreciate it.

TMP, then I can't make any money.

Mist, good plan! Will you come keep us warm?

TMLSB, I do that anyway.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 11:19 am | #

"I'm about to send everyone home for the day and just sit here in the dark"

Wow, it seems like you've really lost it anger-wise this time...
DutchBitch | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 11:52 am | #

You should put your thumb up your ass. Then you'd be sitting in the dark with your thumb up your ass, and that would be classic. Not productive or anything, just classic.

Sorry there isn't anything I can do, other than make moronic jokes in the hopes of making you laugh. Unless you want me to come down there and scare the crap out of the fuckwits, but again, that might be counter productive.
Tracy Lynn | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 12:00 pm | #

Dawn, well, since I look like a caveman, might as well live like one!

Alyssa, I'm about to.

DB, how about if I sit here in the dark and make stabby motions?

Tracy, I usually use my whole fist. Only way to hit the G spot!
Avitable | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 12:02 pm | #

Three words. Night vision goggles.

Every home business should have them.
NYC Watchdog | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 12:38 pm | #

I'm with Watchdog.
Mistress Yoda | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 12:41 pm | #

Oh babe, I am so sorry. You need a do over on the year.
Miss Britt | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 12:44 pm | #

Fuckingshit I'm sorry ... that would piss me the fuck off. All that would be left is for me to play Monopoly which would suck because the Heathen would be at work. Shit, you can't even get a good masturbate in if the pr0n won't play.

So, should we all paypal in a dollar and see how long it takes to raise $800? I haven't done a fundraiser in a while. This would be fun. :D
rachel | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 1:23 pm | #

WD, I've asked my wife to buy those for me for every holiday. Maybe next year.

Mistress Yoda, yeah, he's a genius!

Britt, I know - can we just rewind about two months and start over?

Rachel, thanks. The cost is nothing - it's just the fact that I pay for a home warranty that's supposed to cover all of these things, but they like to weasel out of things, too. Fuckers.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 1:39 pm | #

We have a breaker that keeps tripping here and shutting off all the computers. We run our business out of the house too and Mike is about to call an electrician on it. Thank God it isn't as bad as what you have going on... I feel for you, I can't live without coffee!!

Hope your day/week/year gets MUCH MUCH better.
Amy | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 1:54 pm | #

Well I wouldn't have made any money either, I really am glad you decided not to follow my idea, now I get to make some. I will certainly try to make enough to help. K?
themuttprincess | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 2:52 pm | #

Amy, I'm about ready to go dust the generator off and set it up just so I can stay in business during the outages.

TMP, making money is good.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 3:10 pm | #

I'm surprised you aren't ripping your hair out. I don't have the patience for that sort of thing.
Amy | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 3:55 pm | #

sitting in the dark can be great. provided, of course, there's a bottle of Jack in proximity.
Crys | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 8:48 pm | #

Amy, I'm pretty patient with that sort of thing. I express my displeasure by not spending money with them, writing a letter to their company president, and telling people around me not to use them.

Crys, well, I had 24 with Jack Bauer. Is that good enough?
Avitable | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 9:18 pm | #

You use the oven? There was like an inch of dust on it...
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 9:27 pm | #

If that's fun with electricity... what's NO FUN with electricity? Bummer. :-(
Dave2 | Homepage | 02.20.07 - 11:40 pm | #

Mr. Fab, well, my wife has decided to start using it. Maybe she just kills cats in it or something. I don't know.

Dave, NO FUN with electricity is when I turned the pool pump off and accidentally brushed my knuckles across the two bolts that were exposed, causing me to shake uncontrollably for about three seconds while waves of electricity rolled into me.
Avitable | Homepage | 02.21.07 - 7:58 am | #

Well, to pull out an old eighties quote... fuck you gently with a chainsaw. That sucks!!

No money... welcome to my world : )
cat | Homepage | 02.22.07 - 6:30 pm | #

Cat, yeah, it's better now, though. I can put on the heat and the TV at the same time without causing blackouts!
Avitable | Homepage | 02.23.07 - 11:22 am | #

Ooooh. Serial killer surroundings.

How sexy.

CP.
CP | Homepage | 02.25.07 - 12:46 pm | #