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1. You have a fear of intimacy with sheep.
2. You have a secret curiosity for crack.
3. You've always wanted to eat a cheeseburger while watching someone have sex in the shower.
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those are way better than my dream where i was at work and we were taking apart the cubicles in my office and rearranging them in new geometric designs. how sad is that?? and then there was the other one where there were all these dishes to do...
i used to have an exciting life, really
Is it odd that my only question resulting from this post is "what time is you alarm set for?"
I'm pretty sure that was me in the shower.
That you're afraid it will be a fun ride but that I will leave you too quickly with no explanation.
Or, that you had to listen to me smoke.
uhh yeah... I have no clue.
But it was quite entertaining to read about!
i don't believe for a minute that #3 was a dream. I bet you always eat cheeseburgers while you have sex.
Ummm... wow. Where to begin?
I think I saw that last one in a Seinfeld episode.
For some reason I do not believe all of it was a dream.
1. Are you planning to have kids? The little 'attackers' might symbolize them and you're worried about the effect of kids on your life.
2. You're in a rut these days and need some excitement. You want to try something new, something risky. Blondes are about as risky as they come. Just look at the havoc caused by Anna Nicole Smith.
3. Dude, quit dreaming about me in the shower. And if you can't stop, at least hand me the loofah.
Mistress Yoda, I've done #3 several times.
Julianne, wow. You're a boring accountant! 
Poppy, yes. And you don't get an answer.
Mr. Fabulous, even if it wasn't, it will be now, though!
Britt, you're a loud smoker!
Christie, thanks for your in-depth analysis.
Dawn, how'd you know?
Amy, I may have been watching Seinfeld before I went to bed.
TMP, I did wake up with ketchup on my stomach.
Dragon, nice analysis!
You'll answer everyone else, but not me? I finally found the only question you won't answer! What's my prize?!?!??
I think I was one of your tiny attackers. For the record, I am 5'4" and I weigh 105 pounds, but I was wearing black, which is very slimming.
Poppy, hah. Wrong thread!
Mist, I thought I recognized you.
You are evil.
Freak. Weirdo. And I mean that in the clinical sense.
OMG, isn't that crazy how late night food is like a hallucinogenic drug for sleep? I once dreamt that I was riding a giant tarantula down my block to escape from a mental institution. I still had my hospital robe on. Oh yeah and I was about 11 yrs old when I dreamt that. I also once dreamt that I ejaculated. That was all kinds of crazy.
Let's have Friendly's more often. I may ask to watch you sleep afterwards. I promise, it won't be awkward.
Poppy, I know!
Tracy, I trust your scientific diagnosis.
Mrs. BB, you dreamt that you ejaculated? Wow.
Clown, oh sure, you say that now. Last time I woke up, I could barely walk and my back was sticky.
Blondes are risky, eh? Harumph!
1. You're letting work & 2007 overwhelm you, so
2. You find an exciting escape for a little bit, and then
3. You're happy & comfy again but the voyuer in you wants to keep a little of the excitement.
Maybe.
And I probably spelled voyuer wrong.
Those are not dreams... They are psychoses! LOL
Britt, yes they are. Risky as hell, but worth it.
Tug, look at you being all astute and shit.
DB, no, my psychoses are definitely the psychoses.
#1. While you may act like you wish to have sex with four tiny women, if you actually did it, you would have to kill them. You actually are faithful to your wife.
#2. You get the sexy, dangerous blonde and then you wouldn't know what the hell to do with her. You actually are faithful to your wife.
#3. You can't decide between having sex, looking at porn, or eating a cheeseburger. It's all the same to you. You actually ARE faithful to your wife.
I think there were special mushrooms on your hamburger.
Annie, you should be a psychologist!
Cat, ew, mushrooms!
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