I've traded in my Diet Coke with Lime for Coke Cherry Zero. Still three words.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 1:34 am | #

You had me at "fisting".
Mr. Fabulous | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 6:43 am | #

I heard they have good drugs in the land of Oz.
Mistress Yoda | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 8:35 am | #

6. Damn, I should have said that but I was watching VM, listening to Franz, chatting, and blogging on my computer at the time so it seemed like the obvious choice...

9. The "poppy" version or the piratitude version? I need to hear her new single before I decide if I'm buying the new album. Who would have though that marrying a Sum 41 guy would make her more girly?

36. Um, why? And, which one? The one with all the poppies or the one with all the anal rapage?
Poppy | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 8:52 am | #

Dude. Avril Lavigne is like 19. Thats a little wrong.
Miss Misery | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 10:20 am | #

Mist, I'll have to try that.

Mr. Fab, I usually do!

Mistress Yoda, it is indeed magical.

Poppy, either version is fine. And I'd rather have the Oz from the books, not the TV show.

Miss Misery, she's 23! And even if she was 19, I'd be okay with that.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 10:38 am | #

I don't know that you intend to be funny when you speak of your love of Avril, but it still fucking hilarious anyway.
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 11:15 am | #

In 10 years I want to be loaded as well. Not rich, just drunk.
themuttprincess | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 11:16 am | #

The land of Oz? Those oompah loompahs freak me the hell out.

and why does #35 only have 2?
Tug | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 12:57 pm | #

Dawn, she's awesome!

TMP, better start drinking.

Tug, you're the only person out of all these geniuses to catch that. You win a prize!
Avitable | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 2:57 pm | #

Glad you sandbagged this post... it just makes the guest post all the more brilliant.
Amy | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 3:26 pm | #

But the real question is... does Avril share your enjoyment of donkey porn? It takes a special woman to be turned on by a donkey, and I would hate for such a large part of your life to be forfeit if you actually ended up with Avril as your mistress.
Dave2 | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 3:37 pm | #

I think that's the beauty of having an Avril clone... you could teach her all your donkey kong ways... like a fembot who looked like Avril.
cat | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 7:58 pm | #

YEA FOR ME!! Is it a drawing of monkey love?
Tug | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 8:24 pm | #

Amy, so you're saying I was lazy?

Dave, I would hope the clone does.

Cat, exactly!

Tug, it's my undying affection and admiration.
Avitable | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 9:45 pm | #

**sigh** My life is complete.
Tug | Homepage | 03.12.07 - 11:19 pm | #

Umm.... Isn't Answer 35 only two words?

Just sayin'..

(And I loved Avril first. I've had a bad case of the french-Canadian lust for a while)
Kal Jones | Homepage | 03.13.07 - 7:04 am | #