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What do you consider the most heinous of all crimes? Historical, future, or present.
If you were in prison do you think you'd be the master or the bitch and what would be your prison name?
What is the most outrageous thing you have ever had to do or have done to get out of trouble? Either with employers or wife or parents, etc.
What's the best side dish to serve with an elegant chocolate-covered burrito display?
What's it like to be the envy of all men and the object of desire for all women? That sounds tiring...
What would be the hardest decision you would have to make? (You don't have to decide, just name it.)
What would be the estimated weight of all your body hair be? I need to know for the day I decide to lead an expedition down there one day to shave you
If you were in Pittsburgh would you lift your leg like a dog or dance with the cap on - and why?
baby oil or vegetable oil?
What do you think of 'Day of the Week' underwear? Did you ever wear them? What does wearing 'Day of the week' underwear out of order say about a person?
If you use a baseball bat-type thing to get a bull to ejaculate so you can test his semen, what do you use for a monkey?
What's your take on the Madonna/Whore Complex?
Let's assume that you happen to be with another very drunk blonde blogger. Let's assume that this blogger also has a serious fascination with an artist formerly known as Squiggly Line. Let's assume that this blogger mistakes YOU for the artist formerly known as Squiggly Line. Let's assume that this is entirely hidden from the world and absolutely no one will find out about it. Let's assume that this blonde blogger offers themselves to you in every imaginable way... however the illusion may be broken at any second unless you wear a pair of women's stilleto pumps similar to what the artist formerly known as Squiggly Line wears.
Do you choose Red Velvet or Purple Faux Leather?
If we know that the meaning of life is the reason that we cannot live forever, how can we possibly be happy if our level of consciousness does not perpetuate our right to free will and further, if we do not know the line between good and evil along with the fact that if there is a God and a purpose in life, then how did we get here, where are we going to and why is there something rather than nothing?
I would really like to know.
Whose question are you going to answer first?
Since I used and abused the prize I won from your last question contest (it got quite messy) I will resist the urge to ask another.
I will leave you with this advice. Do not put maggots on your cock.
Do you do any manscaping to your person?
If you hadn't met your wife, what do you think your life would be like today, and what would you be doing?
When I finally make it down to Orlando, what exciting activities do you have planned for us, and is there anything I need to bring other than my harness and some baby wipes?
are you having this questions session because you're not sure which story to tell next?
that wasn't goiong to be my question, but i just realized i don't really want the answer to mine so nevermind.
since i see hitler up there---where do you think he is? or maybe what i'm asking is, do you believe in hell?
Where did you bury the body of Jimmy Hoffa and how did you get away with it for so long?
Also, which arrest was the most embarrassing and did you get protection from the Sisters or the Skin heads?
If there really is a God and your day comes and you have the opportunity for a chat. What 3 questions would you ask Him and why?
Do you walk to work or take your lunch?
What's your preferred flavor of lube for your midget/horse porn? Hay? Green apple? Other?
Shit. I can't think of anything right now. It's 4am PST. Must. Sleep.
Who, do you think, would in a battle to the death- the Hulk or Spiderman?
Who is your real life hero? (Meaning someone NOT from a comic, TV show or movie)
I have two questions.
In 2006 u met with bogglers CP and Fab. While you were engaging them in discourse which one of them – was running around in your mind naked. And Why ? Please don't give me any clichéd answers like both of them, getting it on with a horse - or something to that effect.
Second, we transcend from the ridiculous to the sublime now. How do you like 'em boobs?
Also, my first question was about Hitler. However, my Guru - Crystal [the avatar of this Kal Yug] has done the needful.
If you could choose between being Hitler's sex slave and Big Bird's sex slave...which would you choose and why?
would you rather eat everything that comes out of your nose for a year... or everything that comes out of your ass for a week?
What kind of drugs have you done- which was the most fun or something you would try again were you afforded the opportunity of no consequences?
Why do people with the worst taste in music always seem to have the loudest car stereos ?
What are your thoughts on the afterlife?
can u braid ur ass hair ?
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