OUTRAGED SPLEEN OF ZION

Now...that was a post!


Gravatar Tellin' Ya!

I need more hands LOL


Gravatar Gotta run...take care folks...BabbaZee you got a very nice blog.


Gravatar Babba, I could never figure out why the commies gave a flying fart about the Panama canal...until the Chinese took over running it.

heh!

/shock the monkey


Gravatar {Storage}

Thanks ! You help A LOT!



{Bulgar}
Heil Five, son of the Most Big Ot!


Gravatar Babba, I'm going to be standing in as Minister of Propaganda and Smitings this afternoon, then I'll be playing at the Bamboo room this evening. Be sure to tip the waitresses.


Gravatar And don't forget to tip the Whipper!


Gravatar hmm? Fascinating Blog.

http://irannuclearwatch.blogspot.com/


Gravatar Babba,....most people don't realize how much hard work goes into a good smiting! Talk about being unappreciated.


Gravatar Babba- that religion-evolution link is just bizarre. The software suggests it, I believe it, and that settles it! Faith at its blindest:

Religion is a product of evolution, software suggests
God may work in mysterious ways, but a simple computer program may explain how religion evolved

By distilling religious belief into a genetic predisposition to pass along unverifiable information, the program predicts that religion will flourish. However, religion only takes hold if non-believers help believers out – perhaps because they are impressed by their devotion.

"If a person is willing to sacrifice for an abstract god then people feel like they are willing to sacrifice for the community," says James Dow, an evolutionary anthropologist at Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan, US, who wrote the program – called Evogod (download the code here).


Gravatar Bulgar- just holler if you need any help from the Department of Crazy Mass Delusion..


Gravatar thanks Q, I'll do just that. does that include bat-shit craziness too?


Gravatar Q

Faith at its blindest


EXACTLY

EVERYONE HAS FAITH

Even those who deny it up and down

that is not the question

the question is always

WHAT DO YOU PUT YOUR FAITH

IN?


Gravatar The Chinese care about the Panama Canal because it gives them some measure of control over our naval forces, specifically the balance of power between the Atlantic and Pacific. In this time of "peace dividends" that's very important.


Gravatar Iran says EU sanctions could hurt nuclear diplomacy

Gotta hand it to those F'ers, they have negotiating down to a science.

http://www.iht.com/articles/reut...-NUCLEAR- EU.php

The EU will fold up in 5,4,3,2,1


Gravatar Bulgar, rotf

Woe unto the smiters, for they have not who to appreciate their art


Gravatar incanus

Shit! Why not just give them Long Beach?

Uh, never mind.....


Gravatar Bulgar- only if the bats are evolved..


Gravatar I rike Rong Beach.


Gravatar Babba, those whips don't grow on trees ya know! And the stores I have to frequent to buy them, well don't even get me started on that!


Gravatar Lord Rama of the Ramayana sez:

Monkey God Akbar!


Gravatar LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...h? v=rxH39QlRuhg


Gravatar Icanus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?v=STlJjsU- MwM


Gravatar EMUNAH

http://www.inner.org/powers/powemuna.htm


Gravatar I must be the only person who never saw that Movie

and Star Wars


lol


Gravatar Hmm? YouTube sound not working. Bummer. Better check that out


Gravatar It doesnt work for any of us
I can get it to work in IE

but not Firefox

I begin to suspect sabotage

OYMERTA


Gravatar http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=3...feature=related


Gravatar Heh. I see Don Imus is in trouble, AGAIN,with the people he has been groveling to for the last year.
They're calling him racist again and calling for his head. He whines that they misunderstood what he meant and some of his best new friends are black.


Gravatar "So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find some one to worship."

Fyodor Dostoevsky - 'The Brothers Karamazov'

___

Greetings folks, hope you are all well.


Gravatar I don't have to compromise with not one a you nappy headed people
~ Pastor Manning


Gravatar Yo Yank & PK


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=- xEzGIuY7kw


Gravatar Evolution does not explain why it matters to me or any person of conscience that innocents are slaughtered across an ocena. That Hitler murdered six million jews is not proof of God's absence. The fact that millions of people fought Hitler and so many died to stop the idea, the Nazi agenda that he created is a miracle.


Gravatar Imus is boot licking the PC mafia and he just can't seem to understand why they won't accept his earnest tongue work.
Duh. They want you destroyed-you, your career and youuur reputation. Pour encouragement les otres.


Gravatar The Brothers Karamazov -


when I was reading /analyzing TBK the first time I was running an auto glass shop

At the greasy counter with the smoke and the urethane

I ate that book alive

that was a long time ago
I barely remember the book now

I found my notes for it and some other stuff the other day

I was like.... I wrote this?
I was truly suprised at how lucid I was then, LOL I was afraid to look at first


Gravatar BZ:

Oh Lord, no comment, LOL!


Gravatar Imus was fired in Stockton in the 70s.. for running an Eldridge Cleaver lookalike contest (Cleaver was a fugitive at the time).


Gravatar It was Oh So Smart too

I sounded veritably tenured

ROTFF


Gravatar Q - ever hear his Black Beatles sketch?


Gravatar Imus is old enough and rich enough to just say F you. That he doesn't do so means he craves their approval. He'll never get it.


Gravatar X is an enlightened being. He spends his life in the wilderness far from humanity, focussing his mind on the higher realms.

Harriet Goldberg is a schoolteacher. She spends her life cultivating small minds, hoping to give them a sense of wonder for the world they live in.

Who is closer to G-d?

If the world came from G-d as light comes from the sun, spontaneously, but with no real interest, then X is closer.

If G-d created a world deliberately, because that is what He desires and cares for, then Harriet is closer.

You choose.

~ Tzvi Freeman


Gravatar I ain't read no Brother Karamotzofs. And not nobody without no college degree should read it neither.


Gravatar Babba- nope never heard that one. This is off the radio news site AllAccess.com:

Calling the furor over his latest controversial comments "ridiculous," ABC RADIO NETWORKS and CITADEL Talk WABC-A/NEW YORK syndicated morning host DON IMUS said TUESDAY morning that he was making a "sarcastic point" with his remark about DALLAS COWBOYS cornerback ADAM "PACMAN" JONES. "What people should be outraged about," said IMUS, "is that they arrest blacks for no reason. I mean, there's no reason to arrest this kid six times. Maybe he did something once, but everyone does something once."

On MONDAY's show, during a report by sports anchor WARNER WOLF on JONES' request to be known by his given name rather than his nickname so that the public should not associate him with his legal troubles, IMUS asked WOLF "What color is he?" When WOLF informed IMUS that JONES is African-American, IMUS said "There you go. Now we know." IMUS said that the remark was sarcastic and that if it were to be meant literally, "How insane would I have to be? What would I be thinking?"

For his part, JONES, whose run-ins with the law have resulted in his suspension from the NFL, told the DALLAS MORNING NEWS that "I'm truly upset about the comments. Obviously Mr. IMUS has problems with African-Americans. I'm upset, and I hope the station he works for handles it accordingly. I will pray for him."


Gravatar That he doesn't do so means he craves their approval


DING DING DING

you have just solved THE ENTIRE WORLD's problem.


People seek APPROVAL from other people.


I seek approval from GOD.



Make the difference between

SLAVE

and

FREE


Gravatar Q I will send it to you I have an MP3


Gravatar That was to your video, BTW.

I would say TBK is one of the greatest accompishments of the human mind.

Dostoevski's 'Notes from Underground' is also, obviously, a brilliant commentary on the philosophical level about the questions of science and faith.

Both books blow me away -every- time I read them.


Gravatar There you go Babba. I was meditating myself the other day on my little boy and how I'd gladly transfer every year left to me on Earth for his health and welfare- and that inner voice told me that if I really care about him I'll make sure to be here to raise him.


Gravatar PK

I wanted an education SO BADLY

- what I did was
replicate it for myself

I got all the syllabuses
and made my own frikkin' college

I had eyes I had books I had a dictionary what was to stop me?

I was gonna know everything they knew and more, I was determined of that

Now

This was actually the finest thing that could have happened becasue as a result of this I was not indoctrinated into anyone's world view and was able to develop my own

So

I got all the education and none of the reeducation


Gravatar Yank
I wish I had time to read it again right now
I will make time soon


Gravatar Funny how I found those notes and then you mentioned it

I guess I should make time RIGHT NOW

its a message LOL


Gravatar Notes From the UnderGarage

LOL


Gravatar I would say TBK is one of the greatest accompishments of the human mind.

I thought that about "The Butter Battle Book" by Dr. Seuss. Congresmman Ed Markey of Massachusetts endorsed it saying every member of congress should read it. (It says so on the back cover of the 1984 edition.)


Gravatar hahahahhahah
PK WTF would the world do without you?


Gravatar Q-Burn you proved that Imus was really trying to call the Dallas police racists based upon some news clip he read. Enlightened of him. Who cares about some cop who has to bring down a drugged up NFL steriod monster on a dark street? Fuck him and his racist family! Death to Amerikka! Free Pac Man! Free Mumia!


Gravatar Free Large coke with purchase of Happy Meal!


Gravatar Russia has the best thinkers and the worst tyrants...


Gravatar I would say TBK is one of the greatest accompishments of the human mind.


TFK too


Gravatar Now its like I cant load utube AT ALL in either IE or Firefox

anyone else?


Gravatar PK- I don't know the details of "Pacman's" case(s), but in general: if someone with money and prestige in the community like that is getting arrested 6 times, it's because he is out of control, not because he is black. I seriously doubt he lives in the hood any more.


Gravatar The way I saw it the universities did not own that knowledge and just cause I couldn't buy their stinkin' brand didn't mean I couldn't get everything they offered for (almost) free

Of course this never helped me to get a good job because as all HR people know it is better to hire an absolute moron with a degree than me.

LOL


Gravatar youtube's in the turlet today. sniff


Gravatar Q

PK is all sarcasm


Gravatar none of the videos on the blog are showing up either, so the blog won't load right it is constantly waiting for youtube now

can someone look and see if this is happening to them too?


Gravatar BZ: Maybe, yes.


Gravatar It just loaded in IE

Took FAH EVAH

WTF is going on


Gravatar OK now it is all clear in IE

It is so intermittent

does this mean it HAS to be Youtube and not us?


Gravatar Babba, I think it is YouTube this time around. They do have intermittent performance issues.


Gravatar It's a sarcasm chasm. If you can make the jump the view on my side is great.


Gravatar Blog loads in Firefox now too

Videos still dont play though


Gravatar Hamsters?


Gravatar Babba- reloaded for me- but when I clicked on Donald Duck to took me to YouTube rather than playing the imbed at your place..


Gravatar Grrrrrrrrr

oooom bway bway thwattle gooba thwat

utube make monkey mama mad


Gravatar PK- I know you were being sarcastic. My point was- I don't think that's what Imus really meant to say. He is backpedaling furiously now.


Gravatar Imus trashed the Police and the hurt fellings crowd still took it the wrong way. He will never learn.


Gravatar Monkey Momma...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5...h? v=55hb77yetI4


Gravatar I couldn't give a rat's ass about Imus =)

You people take care, I'm going to try to go earn a living!


Gravatar go get 'em incanus


Gravatar incanus

lol


Gravatar Monkey works in bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H...h?v=HBOJH0-U- K0


Gravatar Trunk Monkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...h? v=8avOiTUcD4Y


Gravatar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h? v=uXAGM4z6ASA


Gravatar Imus is a metaphor for a big part of our society.


Gravatar Besides Dostoevksi, another Russian thinker who wrote about suffering, where great gifts are given and great wisdom is learned but only with much pain and struggling, was Nikolai Berdyaev.

The suffering of Christ in the crucifixion, both thinkers believed, cannot be understood through rationalism or scientism, but only through the wisdom of Christian and existential mysticism. And yet it happened here on this earth, in this physical universe that is determinedby causal laws.

This act of beneficial suffering and pure selfless love deosn't fit the paradigm of the pleasure principle, the survival of the fittest or rational systems of morality.

I find I am coming "back home" to read them.


Gravatar Monk trunky?


Gravatar Is that a monkey in your pocket or are you just Hanuman to see me?


Gravatar I love you guys LOL

From the sublime to the ridiculous


Gravatar I just got this in my email and wanted to share with you.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/mil...y/ burghardt.asp
One finger salute.


Gravatar I am on a call right now and nearly burst out laughing watching trunk monkey with the sound turned off. I'll have to go back and watch it with the sound on once I get off of this call


Gravatar Go Gunny


Iron Mike Akbar


Gravatar New post

BBL


Gravatar YouTube doesn't work, But MEMRI will.
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1798.htm
(sort of, very slow)


Gravatar Trunk Monkey Fights Aliens

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=U...feature=related


Gravatar Trunk Monkey with Heresy Protection

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=V...feature=related


Gravatar Carolyn,

Old Mo musta had a little pecker or sumpin to need to have sex with a nine year old.


Gravatar That's enough Trunk Monkey for one day I suppose


Gravatar "Imus is a metaphor for a big part of our society."

Is that a fat joke? You're racist against fat people!!!


Gravatar LOL that's a fact.
He was a sicko for sure.


Gravatar Trunk Monkey '08!


Gravatar Trunk Monkey '08!
Or "Sharp stick in the Eye '08"
Better than the choice we have.


Gravatar I guess ole Mo got tired of hearing "Are you done yet" from his other wives.

BBL

Thanks for the rain Babba, everything's greening up again.


Gravatar aw, I can't help myself. A regular monkey messing with tiger cubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h? v=1AZn5nWIj_g


Gravatar more monkey comedy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h? v=tnFBAmsNoN4


Gravatar Carolyn

LOL

The Evils of Three Lessers


M4P:
Anytime pappy
glad to oblige


Gravatar Tuesday is Monkey Day!


Gravatar monkey Akbhar!


Gravatar Lots of great links to look at, this morning!

(And, as always, I love the monkey/gorilla and Sheena pics!)


Gravatar Tiny monkey time
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spe...klet/210280787/


Gravatar How cute I want a monkey ring too


Gravatar {kamelsan}


Gravatar Al Qaeda Wins Gold on Monkey Bars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=- Y0G9xm2C5w


Gravatar I have to go get a very late shower, bbl.


Gravatar Al Qaeda Wins Gold on Monkey Bars


ahahhahahhhahha
I haven't clicked yet but just the intro gives me most joy

lololololol


Gravatar later Carolyn


Gravatar Dubya and the Monkey In the Line of Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h? v=Jc0WxSLNNWY


Gravatar Babba,

That's what my dad is called, and he has the belly to go with it. I don't look like a pappy yet, and will try not to mimic that great Souix warrior Two Bellys.

More partial to Ten Bears.


Gravatar I am "Sitting Shiva" myself

lol

Shiva http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi...Shiva_(Judaism)

/for the Jewless and clueless


lol


Gravatar Infidel Elmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h? v=0y40h46ePlY


Gravatar Infidel

Must have been an Al Reuters reporter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h? v=jRdUyvDBleQ


Gravatar Bulgar that kid is cute


Gravatar ahahhahha

they are sick
I love those kids


Gravatar ya, know Babba.....I get some really funny, yet bizzare results searching around YouTube.

Trunk Monkey is going to be tough to top though.


Gravatar Trunk Monkey is my co-pilot...


Gravatar Trunk Monkey for Pope!


Gravatar Grand High Exalted Mystic Trunk Monkey Akbar


Gravatar trunk monkey 10 Akbhar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=J...feature=related


Gravatar Trunk Monkey - "Samurai Monkey" Suburban Auto Group

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=J...feature=related


Gravatar Bulgar you know I have to post Heresy Monkey soon

LOL


Gravatar I make mine get out and push for better gas mileage..


Gravatar Trunk Monkey OnCall Radio Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=g...feature=related


Gravatar Heresy Monkey, Akbhar


Gravatar Q, bet your mileage is about like a Prius or something.


Gravatar Dutch prepare for 2012 apocalypse

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008...40461214263554/

vooten blooten leebenz schnorsin!


Gravatar BabbaZee

Yeah, they based that date on a Mayan calendar. My mayan calendar has pictures of cute kittens


Gravatar Who needs to drill? And screw the Saudis. A monkey in every trunk.


Gravatar Every Man to his Monkey!


Gravatar Kick their ass
Take their gas

It is simple
it is legitimate
and it is necessary

But it will NEVER happen

They own our elites


Gravatar McCain: A Man and His Monkey, indeed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=OI76trIdPq8


Gravatar Islamist group challenges Berlin's five-year ban in European court

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/.../ islam.religion


Gravatar I need me a trunk monkey.


Gravatar Father's Day Cards Outlawed in Soottish Schools - not PC, offend lesbians


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...sh- schools.html




Thousands of primary pupils were prevented from making Father's Day cards at school for fear of embarrassing classmates who live with single mothers and lesbians.
The politically correct policy was quietly adopted at schools "in the interests of sensitivity" over the growing number of lone-parent and same-sex households.

It only emerged after a large number of fathers failed to receive their traditional cards and handmade gifts.

Family rights campaigners last night condemned the policy as "absurd" and argued that it is marginalising fathers, but local authorities said teachers need to react to "the changing pattern of family life".


Gravatar THE CHANGING PATTERN OF FAMILY LIFE

aka

THE STATE IS YOUR PAPPY NOW PROLE


Gravatar Elvis Costello - Monkey to Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h? v=Pesa5BzbBUU


Gravatar Well trunk monkeys I gotta do some stuff
there's another thread above this one

I'll BB in a few hours


Gravatar I propose a $300 million prize for the first practical Monkeymobile..


Gravatar Okie-Dokie Babba. I need to grab some lunch


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