Woof! You're back! Roofroofroof! Ok ok I'll be quiet. Glad you're enjoying those yummy yummy treats. They're good shtuff. Carin always breaks them up small, that stingy jerkface.
Back-cracker lady, huh? I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah I get called a Seeing Eye Dog, Working dog, helper dog, service dog, everything but a guide dog. I also get called cute. The other day, Carin got told she looked so cute sitting there with her dog. Yeah, that's what made her cute. It was all me, me, me, me, me, me me me me me me!
I've never seen Carin scoot down stairs. But I don't scoot either and they still do that nasty thing with my anal glands. So maybe humans have 'em, I dunno.
Hopefully your mommy'll stop hurting stuff and she'll walk faster and faster. I remember when Carin hurt her knee because she didn't know how to follow me and she got all twisted up. We had to walk slow for a while. There were times where we'd go to this place and she'd just lie on a bed and move her knee around and put ice on it. That looked like a lot of laziness that she called physio. But she said she had to go. Hopefully your mommy won't have to do that.
Oh, and Rosamae, it seems to matter what you drink. carin drinks milk, no problem, juice, no problem, water, no problem, pop, no problem. But if they mix juice up with stuff that if I tried to drink it, would make me go shukh, sometimes there's a problem! She sounds funny! She doesn't listen to me fast enough and trips over curbs! She laughs a lot, and loudly. People want to hold onto her when she's going down stairs. Maybe that's the kind of drinking he's doing. Maybe he's always sounding funny and falling over stuff. That could be a problem.
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