What a freakin' saga! Thanks for sharing, it was a most-amusing tale.
People like him truly are mis-guided scum...
I'm not Nigel Gohl
And by writing Nigel Gohl's name everywhere on your site you are bound to piss all over him with Google. You'll be Number One Position for sure.
Hey that's weird, I was just reading on the back of a toilet door about what a cockhead Nige54 is.
I feel a tiny bit sorry for the guy having dug himself so deep, with such a tiny, tiny, shovel, but it soon passes.
dont you or him have anything better to do with your time than waste it on a petty trivial arguments such as this?
I AGREE! Y R U ALL H8ING ON NIEGL! BCOZ OF HIM I DID PUT MY PNIS ON A LADEEZ CHIN!!! OMG THANK U NIGEL FOR MAKING A SUPERSTUD. mayB I WILL DO IT WEN SHE IS AWAIK NEX TYME!
Peter, arguing against someone with flawed rationale and no respect for women is a piece of piss, and well worth the small effort.
Like I said, I ignored the first email, but when he felt the need to start threatening me I felt it was time to respond. I've published these emails to make the whole thing more transpearent.
AFE, kudos to you. I am lost for words about Nigel Gohl. What a tool.
I hope his current boss googles him, fires him, and then every prospective employer googles him and refuses to hire him.
Guh
What a complete nob.
That's all I have to say. My vocabulary has taken a holiday in the face of such stupidity.
After playing the Devils Advocate for a short period I come here to wholehartedly show that i think this guy is human trash.
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AFE, if seems like you are criticising a guy for having the balls to do something different while having a stack of fun along the way!
What is it that this guy has done that is so wrong?
He's travelled the world, had a great time and now he's helping guy's learn how to do similar? Sounds pretty good to me.
Thanks to you my curiosity needs to be satisfied so I am going to have to buy a copy of his book!
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Agent Fare Evader,
After reading you blog it is 100% clear to me that Nigel is clearly ahead in this so called debate. You really do sound like some kind of jealous loser.
By the way, did you have his permission to publish these personal emails on your blog?
It sounds like you can not handle a simple one on one conversation with this guy and need to bring in you deluded friends to support your bullshit......who cares anyway?
He's written a book, which appears to be quite interesting, and in your hatred of him you are giving him all of this extra publicity.
Have you ever thought that this might have been his original stratgegy?
Talk about running rings around you!
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Why do you think this guy has no respect for women?
From reading his website it sounds as if he is a massive fan of women and they are of him.
Sounds as if you're jealous?
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Hi everyone!
Just wanted to let you know that I have known Nigel for nearly 10 years and this misrepresentation of him is unfair and so far from the truth it is bewildering.
Over the years me and my boyfriend have been introduced to a number of his flings and also one his serious girlfriends and the respect he has shown to all of them has been first class. They way he met them and perhaps picked them up is always a fascinating tale, but that's why these girls are attracted to him. He's Nige 54 and he is larger than life!
Sure, when me and some of my girlfriends first read his book we were a little surprised but hey, that's Nige 54. And let's not forget the love story 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' turns into.
It's a shame you choose to criticise him in the way you do......oh well, as other people have already said, the word 'jealously' is speaking loud and clear here.
Jennifer
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I am sure Nige is loving this extra publicity and book sales.
HA! He has played you like a cheap violin.
Agent Fare Evader, you are showing wisdom very short of your twenty years - at least you sound intelligent through the use of a thesaurus.
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Hey,
I am also a long time friend of Nige and have just been told about this blog.
You guys criticising him have no idea how much Nige would be LOVING all of you spending your time debating his merits.
HA, HA, HA.
A word of warning though - just be very careful AFE because he does know ALOT of people and if you get too personal...well yeah...it might get ugly.
Don't worry though, Nige would be finding this more entertaining than anything else.
Susan
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Nige 54 is the sexiest man I have ever slept with and he treated me like an absolute princess......that was after he picked me up with the most orginal routine I have ever heard!
But the way many of you are portraying him is just wrong.
Take it from me, I've slept with him, I've dated him and he is, as he said in the emails you published, outstanding in every way.
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Who are all of these losers giving Nige crap?
He is the ultimate man and every time I have seen him with women, they absolutely love him.
Agent Fare Evader, you are a deluded loser and now that I have seen your photo on your blog, you better watch your back.
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AFE, can I expand on Mick's comments by saying that we all live in Melbourne and yes, now we know what you look like.
While we are certain Nige is enjoying this attention, we are not happy with the things you have said about him.
For you sake, I hope we do not run into you in any one of Melbourne's bars, clubs or establishments.
We beat the shit out of people like you for fun.
I expect we'll be hearing from Sybil next, yet another of Nigel Gohl's alter-egos?
I'll guess... ummm... "Dave"
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Did anyone see Nige 54's appearance on SUNRISE on Melbourne Cup day?
He came across as a very well presented, entertaining and knowledge guy in relation to dating and picking up at the Melbourne Cup.
To me that is who the real Nige 54 is and therefore the complete opposite of the person you are describing here.
I think you may be way off, Agent Fare Evader.
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What is wrong with you guys?
Don't you ever get laid???
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I have also been referred to this blog and Agent Fare Evader, I have no idea who you are, but why criticise a guy who is trying to help you get more action?
You dickhead.
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Nige would be loving this.
AFE, you are a 20 year old wuss bag. Seriously, you're still a virgin aren't you?
Jealously is a curse.
How come I only got two stooge comments? Put in some effort you knob.
Sorry Paul, you were wrong. It was John/Andrew/Isaac/Karl. Shall we run a sweep? I'll tip "Scott".
No, it's time for another girl.
Kelli-with-an-I.
May I say that Nige 54 is teh kewlest boi I have ever r00ted in a foursome in a bar with a pool cue. I also say that he was romantic and sensitive and paid for my drinks all night and even my taxi home.
Nige, if you are reading this you need to contact me because I have sores now and they won't go away. My doctor said I have to get in touch with you but the number that you gave me seems to be wrong.
thanks babe, you rock x
I'm amazed he doesn't just sign off as 'Spartacus' each time...
Hahaha. Fake enraged-fan comments. How hilarious.
... this entire saga is so laughable it's ridiculous. Thanks AFE for the laugh.
Nigel: keep digging, cos we're more than enjoying the spectacle.
"We beat the shit out of people like you for fun."
Nice friends Nige. Real quality people.
Man, this has made my day.
I don't use Haloscan... but it must track IP addresses of commenters right?
Nige: I can't believe you spent two hours on this. Your even stupider than you think we are..
The thing I find most funny about "them" threatening AFE is that we know more about Nigel than they do about AFE. I'm not even 1337 and I found his address, telephone number, birth date, workplace, parents' names and dates/places of birth (and wedding date), sister's name and date/place of birth (in fact, an entire family tree), etc. Not to mention the photo of him on TSSH, so we know what he looks like too.
And if I can find all that stuff, then I hate to think what smart people have actually come up with.
It goes both ways, Nigel and all your "friends". Don't try to threaten people when all your information is all over the internet.
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I dated Nige for three months back in 2003 before I went overseas.
The time we spent together was magnificent and I wish more guys had his confidence, sense of humour and manly attributes.
I agree with some of the other writers here - Nige would be finding all of this attention hysterical.
Katie
Ah Katie... I was thinking it was going to be 'Sophie'
obviously Nige hasn't cottoned on yet..
I'm sure he finds the attention hysterical, but wasn't he aiming to avoid having the Internets make him look like a tool when employees/ers google his name?
Hey you guy's stop picking on Nige.
Hes GOD. I would do him. And he really really, respects chicks. Hes Not a tosser / fuckwit / wanker at all, i know thats not how it looks, but true, hes not.
Paris
Isn't this dude an accountant? I'd never fuck an accountant and don't know a single person that would. Clearly the entire story is a fabrication.
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Flashman,
I think you may find that he's outwitted you aswell.
I heard that he is currently in Sydney working on a new book deal and this whole thing is about getting more hits for his website and extra publicity on the web.
Very smart indeeed.
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.
AFE: Thank you.
How many transparent fake comments can one cockhead make?
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I actually heard he was in London doing another Contiki tour - what a legend!
Ladies and gentlemen, you'll now note I took the liberty of putting the IP address of all the suspect comments into the body of the text so that you can read at your leisure and see just where they were coming from. Congrats to most of you who correctly guessed that no-friends Nigel was pretending to be all of them.
It seems Nigel really doesn't have any friends and feels the need to stooge my comments with a raft of aliases.
The BD Wong in me is thinking that Nigel may suffer from a sociopathic complex or even multiple personality disorder - he's just pretended to be 20 characters at least, each with a different, not-all-that-original name and the same fucking IP address traced to somewhere in Melbourne's east - 60.224.179.87.
I'm going to recommend that he see a psychologist immediately for urgent assessment because I'm genuinely concerned that he may be delusional and mentally unfit - he's pretending to be 20 different people.
Either that or he lives with a lot of these people and lets them use his intermenets. What a funny day.
60.224.179.87
So now he's got you chasing IP addresses???
You're dead right - it has been a very funny day.
60.224.179.87
So this is how bloggers like AFE spend their days.
WOW, how can we become like him?
Does anyone have any tips how we can all be like AFE?
Any suggestions?
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Ok, these are my Top 5 ways to be like AFE:
v) Think that by using big words and saying alot of them you are intelligent
iv) Post photos of your ugly friends and ordinary looking chicks on your blog......basically be socially retarded except when behind a computer.
iii) Allow others to use you for publicity when you think you are trashing them
ii) Be nice to girls and act as their friends at all times. In other words - get zero action.
i) Think that everything you are doing is the most important thing in the world and that the people concerned actually care.
How's that for starters?
Nigel, you can stop now. FYI after TSSH posted I went to work at my construction job for eight hours, didn't worry about it, poured some concrete, got out a bit early, had a beer with a mate and only now just got home. That's how I spend my days, out doing productive things and earning an honest wage. Haloscan lets me see your IP address, and I'm surprised that as soon as I came home and exposed your little stooging of my comments (quite effortless, about 30 seconds of cutting and pasting), you jumped on it again. You really should get up from the computer Nigel, you'll give yourself DVT. Besides, how fucking desperate are you to prove yourself, mate?
Inventing testimonials on someone else's comment thread and inventing people to defend you out of thin air is really quite sad. Not to mention that it speaks volumes about just how supportive people are of your work - IE, Not very.
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Now that is quite a list!
I really don't know if I have the skills to be such a pathetic loser.
But thanks anyway and I'll give it a go!
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AFE,
Don't tell me Nige has got you spitting out your resume/daily routine again so you can try and prove that you are more than just a one dimensional wanker?
How many times are you going to fall for it and HOW insecure are you?
Man, this is hilarious.
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Quick - AFE is telling everyone what he did today!
QUICK, read his blog!
AFE is just so cool!!!
Hang on, we better change computers. Gotta be wary of that IP address.
No, Nigel. You haven't prompted me to spit out my resume again. You've given me reason to laugh heartily at a knob who can't accept defeat even in the face of being catergorically proved as wrong and borderline insane.
It's not a case of falling for anything, really. It's more a case of watching you dig yourself further and further. It's great, I've got a beer in one hand, foxtel on, and you hanging yourself in the other corner with no effort whatsoever.
Dear Nigel Gollum,
Arseholes always advertise and you are a shining neon light.
One Time
Seeing people look like fuckwits and then trying to cover it up with "HAHAHAHAH I WAS FOOLING YOU! U R OWNED!" is better than a thousand porkings.
This is very very funny.
Any hints on the best way to google bomb him. Perhaps he should change his name to Nige 60.224.179.87
Re Googlebombing - just link to www.nige54.com with the text "Nigel Gohl".
Ha ha ha, what a tool.
I think we now know how he slept with so many women - they were all variations on his red right hand. Just with different lippy and eyeshadow.
Funniest case of MPD since 'Three faces of Eve'. Go Nigel Gohl. Go Nigel Gohl's hand. All 800 of you. I'm soo jealous of you. I don't get nearly half as much hand as you do.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
This is right up there with Pandagate -- Except old Nigel here just keeps digging himself deeper instead of denying everything and attempting to escape teh interweb.
The combination of 'Spitroasting', hyper-exaggerated hetero fantasies and the very NAME 'Nigel' just screams latent homosexuality...
Gold effort, AFE
Please tell all your friends!
This is all part of a wider issue. Nigel is just the self-appointed posterchild for an entire culture of males who feign respect for women just long enough to shoot and then rush off to revel in the congratulations of their mates. The only difference is that in this case the ego obviously wasn't satisfied by pub gossip and he decided that writing a book would be the best way to do it.
Sadly for him in the non-fantasy world, where you can't just assume another name and talk yourself up, people are judged on more than how many women they have rooted. I'd love to see one of his columns dedicated to a woman who proudly states that she's slept with 80 men in a short period of time. She'd probably get slaughtered as a "dirty slapper".
The whole thing is an embarassment to males everywhere.
zomgz nigel got pwnz0rzed!!
bad luck nige kthxbai
Holy moly mother of god. Can't... form... sentences... too... stunned...
Teej - word to the Spartcus
Gold, Adam. Gold.
When the fuck did Contiki become a viable tour option for a 30 something inner city hetero male?
Unless Nige isnt telling us something.
I was thought there was something kinda queer about bragging to yr mates about the last root you had. Why do you want them to know? What do you expect them to visualise? Is it just a ploy to gt their minds off their beers and onto your tight bouncing buns? And what is it with blokes sharing rooting tips?
Arghhhhh it's all too queer!!!! (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)
Johnno, there's nothing wrong with having a bit of a chat with your mates over your sexual activities. Women do it, men do it, mixed groups do it. We live in a more sexualised society than 50 years ago, and these sorts of conversation topics are less taboo now. People sharing rooting tips can be beneficial, especially if they're sharing responsible sex tips and listening to the concerns of their friends when they have sexual problems or issues.
Hey, why are you all hating on Nige54. This guy's a fucking legend!!!11! I have read his book, and he's just telling it like it is (sort of)! As a matter of fact, I was reading it last night as Nige54 pumped my arse with his full manly 3.5 inches! He picked me up by telling me he was the reigning Australian auto-fellatio champion - I didn't really believe him (3.5 inches, folks), but hey, one look into those bulbous hyper-thyroid eyes, and I was hooked. Will I be cast aside, like an empty tube of Anusol? Probably, but who cares? I know that he's just spreadin' the love, man!
Can I hazard a guess that the women defending Nige are cheap Minging Fugly Hos? (Emma and Jane,Jennifer)
I think you guys are all mean.
You know that Nige now has to live with his parents because he got fired and stuff? Give the guy a break you h8rs!!1
Nige, seriously call me, the sores are like, oozing now.
Three years later there's still 1,000 copies in your mum's garage in Niddrie gathering dust, and one online review which you feel will roll you completely if your boss finds it. Here's a tip - the likelihood of your boss wanting to google your name is almost as likely as them chancing across a copy of your book in the bargain bins at Borders.
Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!
Why is it I keep thinking of Gareth from The Office (although David Brent isn't a bad comparison, either)?
I liked to think of that comment as a metaphorical double edged sword, with spikes, pins and serrated like a breadknife - damage as it goes in, damage as it wiggles around inside, and damage as it comes out and gets to it's conclusion.
OMFG .... I have never posted on internet before...but i felt the need to make the effort just to say that this is, without a doubt, the funniest thing i have ever read....could nige54 get any more pathetic????????
We'll see what happens.
This is the best laugh i've had in ages AFE, my fault really for being asleep and hiding under a rock for the last month.
Real shame I can't read his website from the office due to our dammed ContentKeeper to see just how much of a tool this guy really is (even though that email exchange confirms his tool status entirely).
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"We will then have a problem" = "don't rumble in my jungle" or some such shite.
So when are you planning to meet him in person?
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Hahaha Ben. You are so funny. You should write a book too...
Ah shit. You're onto me 
nige54 is an amature, check out http://www.thepantsman.com/ for where his kind of travel writing all started. The one, The only --- the pants.
Such fucktardary is amazing. Please, please email this to those asshats at Sunrise so they can see exactly the type of freaks they endorse.
He just keeps coming back for a taste of your boots! What is wrong with this guy? I REFUSE to believe for one second that any woman with half a brain would sleep with this abomination of humanity! It Can NOT be true!! please god!
I am stunned at how stupid Nigel Gohl can be. I read your posts and I was so amazed (and laughing in hysterics at the poor man) that I had to take this issue to my own blog and write about it. My only hope now is that Nige54 will come across this little comment and go read my entry, or stumble across my entry in other means. There are many things I want to see him try and explain and worm his way out of.
All of us blog users who have written about him have him by the balls (or lackthereof) and you, Adam, are the leader of this. Well said, excellently argued and intelligently handled - good work. Here's hoping even more people will wise up to the bullshit that Nigel has to say and do.
I just read that one of the SMH blogs picked it up. Cue more site traffic and wild scenes this end.
Yes! I just came from the Sydney Morning Herald site! Just alerting you that traffic is on the way.
It took an hour to get through it all, but my god, was it worth it! Nige, you need help.
Classic.
PS. The cover of Nigel's book is made up of -wait for it- Clipart! Common, everyday, overused clipart. Just like his women. HA HA!
Hahahah! Thanks Stu!
OMG... after reading the entry, I found it all mildly amusing but the fake friends commenting was hilarious!
Thanks for the laughs, AFE :D
Nige make me proud to be Australia. So he had to move back in with him mum? Most of those Glen Waverly pussies haven't even left home by that age. Nige probably hadn't either. Nige, get you mum to write a review of the book for us. ANd pull your cock out of your arse.
The wanker even has a myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=31223020
That's awesome! Did he never think that all the publicity he's doing might make it slightly more obvious? I'm far more likely to flip on the tv than google my name!
And Nige 54? It sounds like a 10-year old's hotmail account name (69 was taken wasn't it?)!
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