A squirrel threw an apple at my head while I was walking to work last week. It barely missed. I swear to fucking god.

I've heard that squirrels are tasty. The "Joy of Cooking" edition that I use tells you how to prepare the little fuzzy fuckers.
Davey Allday | 09.15.05 - 6:02 pm | #

You're just now figuring this out? You clearly need to visit the folks at http://www.scarysquirrel.org/ who have been fighting the good fight against the fuzzy tailed tree rats for some time.

I've even seen them walk on their hind legs! Could a move to unseat us at the top of the food chain be far behind?
Sandy | 09.15.05 - 10:21 pm | #

living in the north east, i do not belive the squirles are the issue, it is the deer that are out to get us.

by eating our gardens they are slowly provoking us until we retaliate and they are then justified to employ their full range of forces because we clearly attacked them first.
a cornellian | 09.16.05 - 9:35 am | #