To the People
ELVIS!!!
Elvis and Nixon? You have to take the combo.
Only one of these people would be cool to hang out with, and Elvis he is. We could try and ditch Nixon.
Are you nuts, ever hang out with two alcoholics when they fall off the wagon?
Bono and W. will be on a three day bender kicking in the teeth of Tijuana prostitues while the King and the Crook are still comparing tailors.
It's a tough call. Elvis met with Nixon that day to volunteer to be a narc, more or less, so there's that risk to consider when partying with that duo. But I'm sure Elvis has, by far, the best drugs out of the bunch. While I wouldn't want to go to jail after he shares them with me, that's a risk I'm willing to take. And I'm sure Nixon's presence won't matter much after a few quaaludes.
Apple, I'm not sure if "kicking in the teeth of Tijuana prostitutes" is a strong selling point for choosing Bono and Bush.
While the Elvis/Nixon pair could be a fun time, you have to understand that you'd be partying with two guys. With Bush (Bono is an afterthought really) all you have to do is tempt him into doing a few lines, head down to the nearest Deke chapter, and you'll be partying with 30 guys while the president drags university furnishings out to the lawn for a bonfire. I might not like the man's politics, but he used to know how to have a good time, all you have to do is get him off the Jesusmobile.
Much like Apple's "kicking in the teeth of Tijuana prostitutes," William, your "partying with 30 guys while the president drags university furnishings out to the lawn for a bonfire" is not a strong selling point for the Bush/Bono option.
I can see that, Davey. The giant bucket o' pandemonium that is the halmark of DKE parties is definately not everyones idea of a good time. Still, the idea of singing fraternity songs and drinking scotch with three ex-presidents and a legion of brothers sounds like a better time than eating fried peanutbutter and bannana sandwiches while watching Liddy burn himself to prove hes a man.
I'm sure if you got Bush high enough he would offer up one or more of his daughters. That's a major selling point for me.
Give me Elvis and Nixon for sure. The King would have great stories and drugs. Shove a few lines up Nixon's nose and then stick a joint in his mouth. He would come around.
If you had to party with them at the beach both Elvis and Bono wear embarassing sunglasses. Even worse Nixon wears a suit and tie.
So the clear winner is hanging out with Bush, espcecially if the beach is in FL, because his niece and nephew would around.
Bono, because as an Irish Catholic homo I think Elvis would want me in jail or marginalized, at best.
So how did they address each other?
If the prez addresses him by the nickname "Bono", then Bono is obliged to address the prez by the nickname "Dubya". Or did they do a "George/Paul" thing or did they do the formal "Mr. Bush/Mr. Hewson" thing?
Give me Billy Carter and Roger Clinton any day. Celebs are overrated.
Easy...Nixon in a heartbeat. I have a lot to say to him.
How about Ronald Reagan and Frank Sinatra? Or JFK and Frank Sinatra?
Sinatra hated the Feds and didn't advocate a transnational redistribution of wealth.
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