To the People

Baylen, I think you have a squirrel obsession. I am much more concerned about the rats running rampant through downtown lately. On Saturday night on the 1700 block of N street I was accosted by no less than SIX rats during my short, one block walk. Two of them would not even budge and let me pass until I threw rocks at them. And just try to have a garden party in Logan or Dupont these days. Maybe you can instruct the squirrel arm to turn on the rats. Now that would be a justifiable war!


I meant to say 'army'


I have a squirrel arm, too. My obsession actually stems from the fact that I'm part squirrel.


Can you command the DC squirrel army?


I tried but they don't listen.


That's because you aren't nutty enough Baylen.

You see they like nuts and..nevermind.


Argh!


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