and i can't over how she looks like she has this zombie gaze on her face all of the time...where is that crooked smile of yesteryear?

yes the whole thing smells very much of rosemary's baby...what exactly is she going to give birth to anyway?
Minerva Oblongata | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 6:55 am | #

It's just what happens when you impregnate a starlet with L. Ron Hubbard's cryogenically-frozen sperm. Demand a paternity test.
Deluxe | 04.18.06 - 8:01 am | #

i just read a vile account of what tom cruise said about eating the placenta after the birth http://entertainment.iafrica.com...news/ 243452.htm

someone make this guy shut up!!!
Minerva Oblongata | 04.18.06 - 10:17 am | #

I know what is in her body and it ain't a Thetan. Xenu, galactic overlord and ruler of the known and unknown universe, sought to spread his seed high within the Scientoloty ranks. His final coming is upon us and the world will weep as the spawn of Xenu is brought into the world to dismantle the Church of Scientology.

While Cruise denies the practice of eating the placenta, this practice will prove to be his downfall as it is the means to further the virus. It is our time, the followers of Xenu, to rise up and destroy the heathen Thetans! Muahahahahaha
colson | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 11:18 am | #

Minerva, great link. Once I'm done vomiting I can leave work sick. YAY
K | 04.18.06 - 11:20 am | #

Maybe it is a clone of John Travolta.
Leonardo | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 12:09 pm | #

oh my god. i am SO extraordinarily grossed out by this. maybe joey potter should eat tom's brain and put an end to all of this foolishness.
Jenny | 04.18.06 - 12:43 pm | #

Apparently you can make a nice stew out of placenta.
Baylen | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 4:52 pm | #

Cicero's misogyny aside, Minerva's link just made me throw up in my mouth. What would Anthony Bourdain say?
Alan | 04.18.06 - 5:32 pm | #

uh, what misogyny?

I don't hate women. Just babies. I'm not sure what that's called.
cicero | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 5:42 pm | #

sounds like this nonesense is all over now...it's a girl.

maybe they had placenta pizza to celebrate?
Minerva Oblongata | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 10:12 pm | #

Yah, um, what misogyny? Calling pregnant women ugly has nothing to do with mysogeny----no more than calling bald guys ugly is a case of misandry. WTF? Oh, yeah, I forgot: in this brave new world, saying a bad word about a woman, regardless of whether it has to do with her being a woman or not, is misogyny.
Evan | 04.19.06 - 6:26 pm | #