Next thing you know, they'll prohibit people from lighting up in bars so that these types of dangerous accidents can't happen! Oh, wait . . . .
Go Ask Alice | Homepage | 08.03.06 - 10:25 am | #

What do you want to bet that the "fellow bar patron" that lit it is a slimy ass lawyer?

Cicero you oughta smoke a joint or two to take the edge off that meth.
Dave | 08.03.06 - 12:21 pm | #

Some experts believe that research about the health benefits of moderate drinking may be fueling this trend.

Or maybe it is the fact that most of the baby-boomers' children are 21.
toroidal | 08.04.06 - 11:15 pm | #

"Uh, I wish these bitches had died."

Oh, my good "blogger", you will rue the day you wrote that statement. If you think that the anonymity of the internet will protect you, you are living a lie. One day we will cross paths and on that day, you will regret having ever started a pretentious web journal.

"Oh wow, my first death threat, I'm going places!"

Don't flatter yourself. But be warned you motherfucker.
Matt | 01.26.08 - 1:20 am | #

Oh LAWD, and internet tough guy? Christ, you've sure showed all of us at this blog how enormous your penis is! We're awed by your prowess and sure you'll promptly become an hero.
Anonymous | 01.29.08 - 10:30 am | #