I always get Horatio Alger confused with Alger Hiss. Consequently that line made absolutely no sense to me.
Travis | 08.03.06 - 8:01 pm | #

There was an interview on DC101 this morning with a gossip columnist (Perez Hilton). They floated the theory that (1) Suri has a gigantic port wine stain, which her parents are hoping to laser off when she's a few months older, or (2) Scientologists don't use immunizations (they're also not into medication) and therefore are keeping Suri more or less under quarantine for the first few months of her life.
The Intern | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 10:13 am | #

Maybe the baby doesn't look like Tom (e.g. African American) and they are suing the sperm bank.
apple | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 10:28 am | #