Thank you, U.S. Department of Agriculture, for protecting us against the scourge of Hemingway's badass, horny, six-toed cat. What would we ever do if not for the warm, friendly, paternal hands of government watching over us at all times?
Thomas Intern-Greaves | Homepage | 08.07.06 - 6:05 pm | #

I'm glad that the USDA has done such a good job of statisically containing Mad Cow Disease and plain old E. Coli (not to mention the Hep B issue with green onions from last year) that they have time for cats on an island.
Area Man | 08.07.06 - 7:14 pm | #

'Pussy Ban' is more like it.
Baylen | Homepage | 08.07.06 - 7:49 pm | #

You have to sterilize the cats in order to save them. Or some such bullshit.
Russ | 08.08.06 - 9:30 am | #