probably only the best site ever...

how do you decide if your daughter is worth 5,987 or 25,000?? Are they market driven?
Rob | Homepage | 09.11.07 - 2:56 pm | #

testamonials:

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

Let me know when it turns into a teen porn site. I'd guess one news cycle for publicity and three to six months for the total conversion. No way is it for real.
Atabrat | 09.11.07 - 3:22 pm | #

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

(Naturally, Area Man would like to marry an underage emo girl; Thanks TtP!)
Area Man | 09.11.07 - 5:45 pm | #

This sounds dangerously close to my idea for a web site, fuckmeforcash.com.

Sorry to scare you with the clown costume. And yes, I'm only 5'6", but I resent being called a "midget".
Nate | Homepage | 09.11.07 - 11:19 pm | #

Apparently, the creator fessed up to the NY Times that it's a prank. It's a protest against state marriage laws, allowing marriage at as low as 12 with parental consent, but sex outside of marriage below 16 or so is illegal.
Bobbo | Homepage | 09.12.07 - 1:27 pm | #

Oh, this is rich:

"Anna R .
Age: 17 ½,
Location: Northeast

Bride Price:
$3,995 Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his."

$3,995? Cheaper than a Real Doll! Hell, I'll buy two at that price!
Area Man | 09.13.07 - 5:36 pm | #