Love this post, although regarding your love for porn I am worried that I am not: (a) stunned, (b) rocked to the core, or (c) confused.

Actually, sometimes I am confused, but on those occasions I simply ask questions such as, "In tranny porn, do post op she-hes usually fuck men or women?"

Either way, maybe I'm just as fucked up for not caring about/encouraging your porn intake, but at least now I know why your eyesight continues to decline and the knots in your back won't go away.
Allie | 06.10.08 - 11:31 am | #

"3. Your partner is being uncharacteristically demanding or rough during sex... He seems to be objectifying you and he has no qualms about it."

Thank you, porn industry, for making me the man I am today.
Jim | 06.10.08 - 1:15 pm | #

I once heard from a sex scholar that there is a direct causal relationship between females watching pornography and the same females giving simultaneous handjobs to two guys. Disturbing.
Jim | 06.10.08 - 1:20 pm | #

What's up with all the gender generalizations in this article? "HE may complain of back pain." "HE has developed a strong interest in sexual practices that seem a little out of left field." To me, it seems as though the woman who wrote this article is too embarrassed to tell her lover the only way SHE can get off is to fuck him in the ass with a dildo.
Drew | 06.10.08 - 1:37 pm | #

How long to have to sit in front of a computer jackin' it before it fucks up your back and eyes?

I suppose it's more likely if this is your only form of exercise, but damn...
B | Homepage | 06.11.08 - 9:13 pm | #