This guy really is a fucking idiot. Who does he think is responding to these polls? Angels?

And how exactly does playing yourself as God's own populist candidate to appeal to a certain group of people count as "defying explanation" when it actually works?
David | 12.06.07 - 4:57 pm | #

I am so sick of Iowans' wildly disproportionate influence that I think it is time to consider a national primary. Huckabee would be a joke in the states in which most Americans live.
Leonardo | 12.06.07 - 5:17 pm | #

Yeah, I wonder about the whole primary process too. How did we ever come to accept that a victory in a certain state means that anything at all?

Back to Huckabee, isn't interesting that he regards the thirty-year old Jesus as a little boy? What does that imply about how he regards us? Will he want to be President/Papa?
David | 12.06.07 - 6:31 pm | #

I, too, prefer the baby jesus to any of his other portrayals. That beard really didn't do him any favors. and please eat some of those breads and fishes you made appear you skinny jew. The sight of your ribs makes everyone uncomfortable.
ANONOMOOOS | 12.07.07 - 10:05 am | #

Rob,

You're my hero. Hilarious and biting as always - keep up the good work. And tell that Farm Animal that I best be seeing some more football columns on the sight.
Michael | 12.07.07 - 10:09 am | #