I'm going to go out on a limb and say I won't be picking up any hookers in Ft. Payne, AL, anytime soon.

Then again, never say never when it comes to hookers.
Nate | Homepage | 09.19.07 - 10:53 am | #

Yikes! They like fat clones with different haircolors. I know all daughters supposedly turn into their mothers, but that's fucking ridiculous.

Back on topic,
If I looked like and someone was willing to fuck me AND give me fifteen dollars, I'd call it a win/win situation.
David | 09.19.07 - 11:44 am | #

I cannot imagine having sex with someone so ugly, let alone paying for it.

But, bless markets, these women should not be charged with a crime any more than the Safeway ought to be charged with a crime for selling me food.
Leonardo | 09.19.07 - 8:07 pm | #