See? This is what I'm saying. If we can just introduce these fucktards to Bejeweled, it will usher in a Golden Age where politicians are too busy trying to beat their high scores to enact legislation to protect farmers because all the plants of the earth are bearing fruit all the time without human intervention.
sam | Homepage | 05.21.07 - 7:03 pm | #

I'd just like to point out that I have it on good authority that, basically, every time you see a member of congress "typing an important email" on his blackberry while on the floor, he's generally trying to beat another member's brickbreaker score. Or his own. Or emailing other member about his new high score.
And all that brickbreaker action on the floor of the US Congress hasn't slowed them down any...
Displaced New Orleanian | 05.22.07 - 2:19 pm | #