I like the phrase "trying to have sex with his bicycle." It implies that he attempted and failed.
Keith Y | 11.16.07 - 4:47 pm | #

Thank god tricking the housekeeper into believing the room is vacant, then surprising her while naked and involved in some perverted sex act isn't illegal in vegas(yet). The look on her face always makes me forget the 10 grand I just lost on blackjack. Except for that one time it was a man at the door, and he just looked and asked if he could come in and join. Why didn't the alcohol block THAT out?
z | 11.16.07 - 7:58 pm | #