you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
Maybe they figure it would attract more female clientelle. 
Ambiguity got the cat pregnant. What the fuck does that mean? I dunno.
DICK'S
That's real funny sex, I wonder how many people passing by think it's a male strip club.
I live walking distance from a DICK'S. Maybe if I go hangout by the golf clubs I'll meet me a good guy.
I just can't believe that someone would name something or someBODY Dick. Who in their right mind would go by that?
Wasn't one of the Bond girls named Pussy?
Hold up...PHF has a blog? Do tell...
I hate to say this, Sex but it sounds like PHF and I think a lot alike. You got any sisters?
I so almost did his Drunken Adult playground thing. I even had some investor money. Sadly though, it was not enough. Anybody got like a million bucks I can borrow?
I thought I left a comment here...
huh.
Amber- I bet Dick wears a toupee. That's what I think of when I think of than name. (Not even the more fun connotation.)
Greg - It'd be the biggest strip club ever - this is a department store sized place.
TG- I bet you can do better than a golfer. They're gone all weekend.
Luna- Yes, I think that's why I like you so much (see, it's not just your indiscretions) you say shit that reminds me of him.
No sisters, but if she existed she wouldn't be as hot as me anyway. You'd just be pissed that you got the inferior sibling and hit on me anyway.
But who could resist a bra from Dick's?
I saw the sign recently when I was at the mall and thought, yep, pretty soon, this mall will be hosting monster truck rallies.
I know it don't get no more cuntree then monster trucks but i went and seen them fuggers once and I was all, woo-hooooo. made my sticker peck out with all dem horses powers.
"I got my balls at Dicks."
Oooh- the catchy marketing phrases we could do.
Inland, Oh, man, PHF would have a big orgasm over that one. But then, how apropo..
Oh, there's just so much to work with... so much...
Maybe I should switch it to Sex Scenes at Big Dicks? Now that would draw the hits, I bet.
Luna - you know I'm all wet over "big tires" myself. hell, you should hear MY truck when it starts.
"Sex Scenes at Big Dicks"
Where it lacks in previous alliteration it makes up in size.
lmao...
coughing, coughing...
still laughing...
Out in Seattle, Dick's is a burger joint...I think the name tempts my hunger about as much as it reminds me of sports...But I hear it's pretty good food regardless of the name....Who knew Dicks could be so delicious? Mmmmm...
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