Thank you for the link to the quiz. It was just what I needed to start my day. I am happy to learn that I "epitomise what drunkenness should be..." I always knew it but now I have actually confirmation.
Dagny | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 10:19 am | #

Sounds like we'd get along jes fine.
Sex | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 10:23 am | #

""You're drunk like me
You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be... ""

Well hell you have halo scan.
Nice
Blue | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 10:27 am | #

No suprise here:

You're college girl drunk

Spring break, brings back all those no-memories doesn't it? *Disclaimer : All characters depicted here are fictional and any resemblance to a real life situation is the fruit of hasard.
That Girl | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 12:34 pm | #

i didn't take the quiz.

i'm that drunk.

the one who can't take quizzes cuz he has to pee off the back porch, yo.
ty bluesmith | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 4:13 pm | #

Oh, I know your sort well enough.
Sex | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 4:20 pm | #

Woo! Well after you said hi to me on Lunatic's blog I finally gave in and came here. I always had this irrational fear that I'd come check your blog and BAM OH MY GOD PICTURES OF ACTUAL SEX SCENES AT STARBUCKS AND OH NO MY BOSS IS RIGHT BEHIND ME BUT CRAP, HE'S NOT GETTING ANGRY AND INDIGNANT HE'S RUBBING MY SHOULDER AND ASKING IF I'D LIKE TO MAKE SOME OVERTIME OH GOD

Luckily that hasn't happened. I think I'll stick around!
Joe | 03.24.05 - 4:39 pm | #

You're GG Allin kinda drunk

"Drenched in urin and vomit, you stopped caring about self image about 3 lives ago, you're a shame to humanity and your death will be a relief to most of us... yet, such enduring life of filth amazes us somehow."

WTF? Just because I was doin' it with Shirley on the bar after round 6? I want a do-over.
Lunatic | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 4:40 pm | #

Luna! I did Shirley too! Man, I bet that thing is rigged...

Joe, you funny. Yes, do stay...
Sex | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 4:54 pm | #

I was a Vegas drinker or something....
Amber Lynn | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 6:57 pm | #

I did shirley too! Amber did you?

Joe, I'm so happy to see you here!!!
That Girl | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 7:43 pm | #

Amber somehow doesn't seem the type...

she's all wholesome and shit.
Sex | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 8:14 pm | #

*sigh* I can't believe you did Shirley. You were supposed to be having the philosophy discussion at that point.
Dagny | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 8:17 pm | #

I don't know about anyone else, but I would have had the philosophy discussion if I wasn't drunk. DRUNK? I'd be on Shirley.
That Girl | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 8:37 pm | #

I caught onto the sarcasm from the very first sentence!

I'm white trash drunk.

"You hang out in the backyard of the trailer with buddies listening to Ratt all night and that cheap beer is gettin to ya, that's what life is all about ain't it? Rock on.... *Disclaimer : The maker of this quizz is quite white trashy himself and in no way intends to depict a real opinion of southern americans, or anyone who lives in a trailer park for that matter."

Screw that I don't wear wife beaters and if I drink budweiser it would be budlight. Damn stereotypes!
greg | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 9:32 pm | #

I am also "Hungarian Drunk". God, I hope that doesn't mean I have to get a stupid hair cut like that guy in the forefront, or wear a Captain's cap like Accordion Man.

Now you, on the other hand, ONLY wearing a captain's cap? Hotness.
The Neurotic Monkey | Homepage | 03.25.05 - 4:31 am | #

Apparently I'm the same kind of drunk as Sex, which is pretty hilariois since my Asian genes have blessed me with puking-no-drunkeness-for-you!

-Thomas
T Kwong | Homepage | 03.25.05 - 5:52 am | #

Yeah, Manic and Tombom, which one are we?

Actually, Manic, no hats as I recall. Once though I went out drinking with some guy friends and we went swimming. I got so drunk that I put on a bowtie and his jacket (one of the guys had been at prom or something- hell, I don't remember, I was drunk) with my bikini and he told me later that it was so sexy that the guys actually, seriously plotted to see if one/some/all of them could, well, you know. They all flirted and made inuendos like crazy, but according to him, I was too drunk to really notice and they were too gentlemenly to risk doing something I might not like.

On the one hand, I was fortunate to be with such nice guys in such a vulnerable position. On the other,
that was my only chance (so far) at a good ole fashioned gang bang. Damn.
Sex | Homepage | 03.25.05 - 8:28 am | #

I am "You're drunk like me"

You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be...

i could still play the guitar after 40..and it wouldnt be the guitar playin you would have to worry about...it would be the singin!!!
Luke | Homepage | 03.25.05 - 9:32 am | #

"You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be..."

Sweet.
jack spencer | Homepage | 03.28.05 - 12:33 am | #