you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
"the feel of a horse under me"...among other things...
come back! I added to this post.
I see that. You confused me! I thought I was having side affects from my eating disorder. Who is this new reader??? I'm still confused.
You know I'm 45 minutes from DC, don't you? I coulda bought PHF a drink or sumthin!
the new reader is someone PHF used to work with. i don't want to identify him any more than that since, you know, he might sue or something.
is he hot?
I like your observation and perception that is evident in your I like list.
errr...
married, kid on way.
down, TG, down.
thanks, amber
dammit.
TG- Does it matter in blogland at all what the RL status is?
nope. you're right! Sex, is he receptive to 2D flirting??? Will he be commenting as "J"?
Hellloooo J. ()
hey sex--nice jeep. you know we used to call them PEEJ'S "John, how's your peej thees days?"
"it's a jeep not a peej!"
wow, twice in one day! thx pete.
I actually have no idea if "J" is even reading or will comment. I hope to lure him out of the woodwork while he's still innocent and young and doesn't have the full connotation of () yet.
There is also another, "B" who needs to be drawn out as well. He's NOT married - but girlfriended, cute, successful... alas, he chooses to ignore my pleas.
Frankly, I think we're scarring em off. Which says much for the Greggles (hell, he's not here to defend himself) and Jacks and Petes and Thomases and Cryptics and Jakes and Kryptos and Lunas in the world. Even PHF has only commented on my blog once. ONCE.
Pretty bad when the 2D guys are more responsive than the 3D guys.
I always get the feeling like I want to bite something. I want to sink my teeth in any one of the beautiful ladies we got around here.
Take a number, please.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
69? No no no that's just wrong.
I'll take eleventeen.
I feel so lost.
Poor luntastic. we felt like we lost you too.
where the hell is Krypto?? You reading? You skipped your once a week post, buddy! i shall go harrass you...
sex, can you please go find me a single reader? Damn.
Jack, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, .....infinity!
Chomp.
Mmm.
no fair calling infinity. you can have him until 25 and then you have to give him back.
nope. shoulda thought of it first ;P.
OK, I'll SHARE, but only because your kids are screaming and I know how important it is.
Jack, ouch! that was good.
No one really gets passed teething, we just get accustomed to not doing it.
-Thomas
PHF is going to wonder what the hell is going on when I sink my teeff in tonight...
I almost just said infinity right at the beginning (actually it goes, "infinity plus one more than you forever"), but I thought I'd share Jack with y'all.
Isn't he hot?
I sure hope he has nice straight teeth. I'm imagining that he does.
For some reason I think he has glasses too, but that he's cute with them. He says he's blonde, and I think he doesn't grow enough facial hair to really carry it off; or have much body hair.
That's my fantasy anyway.
Tomtom, care to help us out on this?
We'll let you bite us.
Oh sex, i know he's yours. I'm just borrowing him.
Your fantasy of me is actually a perfect description. Nice job. Here's an extra special nibble for a job well done.
You can sink your teeth into me sex.
btw, }{ = nibble nibble bite bite chomp.
dontcha think?
I don't see it.
}{ looks like an eskimo kiss...
eskimo kiss is ok. it's a kiss ain't it?? I've never pretended to creative with this shit.
][ doesn't look like teeth.
UU looks like old saggy boobies though, tee hee.
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