you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
PHF says he wears his tucked into his left sock.
I don't have anything to swing...
So I can't answer the pole.
And sexual flavor is fun. 
Sexual flavor: all the hip kids are into it these days.
Although I am ambidextrous, left...
Left. Never made a concious choice, that just seems to be where it is. But of course you knew that.
BB
I did not!!
eeeeuuuuwww.
ok, it's gross when you know them.
Yeah, sex. I like my penis straight up the middle, thank you.
I always thought left handed=dress to the left and vice versa, but I'm just guessing. It may be a coincidence.
Mine hangs out on the left side, and I am right handed.
I never really give it much thought though.
The shoe fits oh so tight.
oh jack...
When I wake up, i just do some jumping jacks and see where He falls. I like to start my day off on a free spirited note.
Now its time to brush my teeth.
And also, I play with myself using my right hand, because it just seems right. That was so corny.
haha! so glad you're back.
my hubby's is on the left. awe.
great post, sex. tea spurted out of my mouth and behind the Y key. hm.
Ohhhh Greg...
That was sooo corny.
As stated, I dress left and I am right handed. I have tried keeping it to the right before and that shit just does not work. So in case you never tried, move your buddy to the other side and see how long you can stand it.
I can't even begin to think of a female comparison. Wearing your ponytail in another spot??
Maybe if you were wearing boxers as a shirt.
Yeah, I couldn't come up with one either.
Wearing your bra backwards?
I dress left. Tight handed. oops i meant right, but tight too. I also tuck mine into my socks.
While I let Junior Monkey do as he sees fit, going where ever he deems worthy to roam, generally he sides with the left. Does this mean my Penis has a Liberal Bias? Judging from its blog, "Monkey Penis's Nader Lovefest", I'm guessing yes. Which is why when my Right Wing and my Left leaning Penis get together, it's a beautiful act of bipartisanship. sexy (albeit lonely) politics.
I dress left knee. I wish I could tuck it into my sock but I have to have a sweet band aroung my knee to keep him in place
when you say penish like that, i hear sean connery saying it.
i bet he tucksh his penish in hish shoesh too.
Depends on if I 'm sitting or standing and what pair of pants I'm wearing. Standing: usually to the left. Sitting, usually right in the middle. I like my pants loose and open in that area plus I've got a big drop and when you buy pants for those two criteria there ain't no pinching or sitting on 'em.
-Thomas
Cristel- That's funny- Sean Connery. ha!
Greg and Pete get points for the most original answers. Silly boys!
Cristel - hee hee. I'm lmao at all this. Haven't heard from the australian contingent though.
Well, after all, it's their favorite subject; except for where they're gonna stick it next.
Brilliant, F'n Brilliant. But this is common for you.
To the question of the laying of the pole.
I find that when I am nearest an underground water source, my penis points straight down. otherwise, left or right depending on where this water source is located.
Hi, had to visit you when I saw SEX in the comment box. LOVE THE TITLE. Will be back to read!!!
Mikey! long time no hear, your grace.
your compliments always give me tingles - or perhaps that's cause i gotta pee. dunno.
Mrs. Mogul - thanks!
sex, thank you for leaving the pole up for the entire weekend so I wouldn't miss any new posts. I can't believe the weekend is over, but I am alive and well and waiting for your next post! No pressure, babe. I must add that I think there is some biological reason that all men seem to dress left. I will google it later and give you my findings. Quite an informative pole you had here!
slaaacker!
whatcha doin', sex? calculating results of the pole?
i think we've got a 100% lefties in the audience. god, now I'm going to be staring at the left legs of every guy's pants I ever meet.
yuk.
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