you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
You use "parent talk" wisely, but when you do write about the littleums, its precious... precious i tell you!
I used to tutor kindergarteners, they were all cute and fun as shit, but its amazing at how fast cute can turn into the devil. Looking back on it though, all I was left were good memories. But I swear to God if one of them tried to tickle me again, I was going to sock that little shit across the room.
So did all the hip moms just pack up and say, lets move to colorado?
Nah, one here in Maryland, too. 
"And she gave the cute boy who works at Abercrombie one of those face in the crotch hugs."
Don't you wish you could still get away with those kinds of hugs?
Bloody mary's and Fuzzy Navels are good ideas! They just look like breakfast juice. No one will ever know. That's like getting beer at Chuck E. Cheese.
She does still get away with those face in the crotch hugs. 
Thanks, V. I needed to hear that.
Greg, you are too... well, you know.
Yes, we are the hip moms. I was at a bar tonight and I was surrounded by twenty something chics and goddamn if I wasn't the hippest chic there.
And I got carded too, so there!
Isn't that the best to still get carded? I would pick up cigarettes for my mother in law when I was 25 and still get carded to make sure I was 18.
That comment of mine makes me laugh because I was drunk. It also makes me laugh because I get carded every time I order a drink (except at the Pub where Jerry knows me). The bouncer always scrutinizes me and my ID like it must be fake, I can't be that old, right? I don't think I look that young, but whatever.
Yes, I dare you to bring drinks.
I dare you to bring a spiked watermelon. That's easy to do and during a soccer tournament, I brought one for the team. Cut a small hole into the rind and then pour in the vodka or white rum. Let sit overnight and you have a very nicely done and sneaky watermelon drink.
I got smacked last week doing a crotch hug. It was not at a clothing store, but I know it could have been good. DAMN KIDS!!!
Finally, if going to chucky cheese, give me a call. We slip in booz all the time and it is just like a bar - hand stamp, look over to see if you fit the type and the gate OPENS for an evening of fun. Even the kids notice how much fun we have...
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