you know i love it when you talk dirty to me

You're funny when you're drunk.

We are so very different:

You kill with magic.
You are very skilled with magic, but have poor fighting skills. But it doesn't really matter anyway since it can be as powerful as other weapons. You are probably missunderstood by people and have some pain inside you. You are not the kind of person to start a fight, but if you are provocted you respond. You probably don't have that many friends either though you might want some. According to you life is a lonely journey and you try not to care to much. Most people who are witches or anything similar is thought to be evil and want to see all people suffer. That however is not true. You don't feel that much joy seeing others in pain. You are probably peaceful and quiet when left alone.

Main weapon: Potions and spells
Quote: "A man can be destroyed but not defeated" -Ernest Hemingway
Facial expression: Blank eyes


Gravatar But together we could RULE THE WORLD!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Ok, that was too loud. My head hurts.


Gravatar LOL Sex... you are fun when you're drunk...

I am totally different as well:

You kill for
revenge.

That is because you have lost something or
someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem
to get over the loss that marked your soul, and
the only solution is to go after the one person
who brought all this pain to you. Chances are
you are angry inside and you bottle everything
up and don't talk to anyone about it. People
may want to help, but you think that they can
never understand your pain and only get
frustrated because of this. But it is important
to see all that you have left and be thankful
of that even if you have lost something great.
It may not be true that Times heals all wounds,
but with time and talking about your feelings,
maybe the hurt will ease.

Main weapon: Yourself
Quote: "You can close your eyes to
reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J.
Lec
Facial expression: Gritted teeth and
teary eyes


Gravatar Sal?


I've never been very good at the roadway pick-up. I'm the one guy on the planet who hasn't effectively figured out how to get girls with a motorcycle.
"Wanna go for a ride on my hog?"
There's no way I could say that without laughing at myself. And I'm not sure I'd wanna hang with a girl who would go for a line like that. haha


Gravatar Harley, Harley Harley, you have to sit there and look cool.


Gravatar

You are a Samurai.

You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.


I am a fickin' Samurai. How cool is that? I have a small smile on my face by the way. And I had some Mark Twain quote.

So did you guys play gas football under the covers? I also have a quiz up for the weekend.


Gravatar I do sit there and look cool. I just can't seem to open my mouth.

I'm an assassin too, by the by. That has the word ass in it twice.


Gravatar No gas football, no dutch ovens; at least that I recall. I was too far gone by the time PHF came to bed. He coulda violated me six ways from Sunday (and I must admit, I like the idea that perhaps he did) and I would have never known the difference.

I was DRUNK last night.


Gravatar Wow sex you were really tossed last night. Good times. YOU BLEW OUT HIS SPEAKERS? Oh no sex you gone done did it!


Gravatar I did that last summer. And it's not the first pair I've blown. It's not even the first pair of MB Courts I've blown.

still not happy over it. nope. not one bit.


Gravatar Hey there~ Unrelated to this post~ Happy Mother's Day!


Gravatar Right back atcha!!


Gravatar Happy mother's day you sexy mama.


Gravatar I like anything that is HOEmade


Gravatar Nice drunk post! Isn't peeing THE BEST THING EVER when you're drunk and been holding it for...hours?!?! Just don't try to masterbate when you're drunk - don't work very well...I know, I've done it.




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