you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
Maybe you could raise someone from the dead.
Or if you don't have time, go to a jazz club or something.
we are planning on visiting a cemetary - that could be cool.
"I’m in a very troublesome, sassy mood."
Ha! Yes, you ARE, aren't you?!
I am happy to have tested your list out for you in advance and guarantee that you will hit everything on it. No effort to do that either.
I'm not sure what to tell you to add to the list though because being intoxicated 90% of the time seems to be covered. Just don't let me down by going to see gardens and shit...unless you're having sex there. Cemeteries and books are OK though, considering the theme.
You'll have a blast.
I guess the real question would be; if you raise someone from the dead, are you then responsible for them?
I've given it a lot of thought over the last few seconds, and I would say no, no you're not.
Don't get me started
Luna, come on!! Don't hold out on me now.
you could always have really uncomfortable mutually disappointing sex in a stairwell when you get saved by your knight if you're looking to have sex in public.
well, one can only dream, can't one?
and I know it's not my ass, but my neck suddenly has a terrible crick in it. Does that count?
yes, any bodily injury before the act counts making it suck! Damn cracked ass.
Hrmm... from my last two annual visits, I say:
1)Don't stray too far down Bourbon. It gets all homersexual towards the end. No one warned me the first time.
2)Don't be stingy with the flashing.
3)Don't miss the Harrah's casino. They have nickel The Price Is Right slots.
4)Find me a hot local date for the weekend of July 28th-31st. Preferably one that doesn't charge by the hour.
Gawd, what a great blog to find at random! My gay brother lives down there in New Orleans, but don't look him up, he's really not very much fun. I just want to register my envy - of you for going to New Orleans on some kind of writing business (or not, I don't care, you're going to New Orleans) - and of everyone who'll catch a glimpse of you tottering happily along in a string bikini and a miniskirt. Oh my goodness.
Yeah I guess i'm supposed to act all happy that you're leaving for nawlens. Yay... i'm happy... go have a good time sex.... woopdee doo...
Okay fine i'll stop being selfish, I want to hear about about the southern queers, the combination of the list with the accent, lemme know if you get any stares from queers, hmm... don't care to hear about the fine dining, talk about breasts of course. Don't get into any catfights. Yeah, the usual.
You know I wish I had you on point, hon.
Now this is a little more like it...
You're so right! There's absolutely nothing wrong with stripping off mid-post and having drunken public homosexual threesome sex whilst raising people with AIDS from the dead. I see it all the time and it's completely natural.
Keep up the suh-weeet stuff - I mean alcohol conmsumption of course.
PS. What's the name of your happy wizard?
And so, will you be coming out with your commemorative "Girls Gone Wild" video with all the drunken, debaucherous incriminating video evidence?
Are you accepting pre-orders?
[quote]I’m all packed for New Orleans on Thursday[/quote]
Ridiculously jealous. That is a place that I have wanted to visit for donkeys!!!
Please find some smokey little hole in the wall style blues bar and have a drink for me.
Cheers!!!!
Satan - how are ya, you old maggot infested troll, you?? long time no hear.
Al - but of course.
Cryptic - I'll be toasting bloggers everywhere, the entire trip, and my posse will think I'm nuts. But I'll do it anyway, in the interest of karma.
you're a nut. beads for good karma!
If I didn't know better, I'd think this is all the result of a midlife crisis!
Oooh... that sounds like so much fun.
I want to go so bad.
http://www.oldabsinthehouse.com/...om/
history.html
I like going here because this is where Oscar Wilde and Twain used to go and get fucked up on Absinthe. Bring a business card.
Dueling pianos are fun
:http://howlatthemoon.com/
http://ultimatepubguide.com/pubs...html?
pub_id=163
This place rocks. It's the country's or the world's oldest operating bar. I forget which because I am always hammered by the time I get there as it is a little jaunt through the "gay end" to get there. I don't think they even have electricity.
That should get you started. Did I mention not to wear shoes that you like?
By the way, The Olde Absinthe House reminded me of a book you should give a read, "Those Drinking Days: Myself and Other Writers."
THANKS, Luna!! I knew you'd come through for me!
I can't wait for the day I can pack a bikini for my vacation...this too shall come to pass! Hope you had a total blast; good fun, great sex and happy memories.
All good things.
Hey, with all the good beer in Ireland, if I lived there I sure as hell wouldn't fit into bikinis! You've got more important things to worry about - you know, like the drinking. Yum.
sex, he's so right on the shoes! that's not what anyone will be looking at anyway. the sidewalks are pretty fucked up and you could easily break your neck with the wrong shoes. do that voodoo shop he told us about too (across from pat obrien's...forgot the name).
we've already decided on flip flops for the entire weekend. cheap and washable.
good deal. easy to fling off later too. just be careful anyway. one cracked ass is enough. OH. AND. one morning i had flip flips on, and it had rained. the bottom got all slippery on the stone on the sidewalk and i actually slipped, but didn't fall, thank god, er, karma, er, voodoo shit i bought. something saved me. maybe it was the hurricanes.
you're gonna have so much damn fun! and get bloody mary's for breakfast (after cafe du monde), they're different there. better. and try the alligator (chicken, i swear) and the crawfish. a hot waiter taught me how to eat em...much like crabs in MD. and whatever you do, don't BUY beads. do what you gotta do to get a boa (with phf watching, of course).
I wanna go back now. need to start planning vegas.
why am i rambling in your comment box??? SLAP me, will ya??
bye.
flip flops may be a bad idea too. there is so much piss and puke and monkey snot on the streets that I wouldn't want on my toes. the bars/clubs will be crowded so someone will probably step on them. I always just wear some sneakers I could live without.
the thing about NO is that, on average, the whole city is like eight feet below sea level- hence the above ground tombs. during floods you will see caskets and shit floating down the streets. anyway, this means that sewage (for the most part) has no place to go. you don't need rubber boots or anything, but walking Bourbon in open toed shoes is not something I would do at night.
Gee, Anon, that sounds glorious. Now I'm so excited to go. Piss in the streets?
I mean, I can always party here...
I'm not too worried. My feet are washable too, and I'll be smoking, which means a showere before bed no matter what the hour. PHF refuses to sleep with me if I've been smoking.
yeah sex don't smoke too much it makes your gal's hair stink.
you're always complaining about that too.
gals'
and you gals are always complaining, not you. I've never heard you complain about that, which is nice.
everything's so open there, i was suprised i didn't come back smelling like smoke like at home. it all just blows away, so no worries on the hair. it's the booze in the hair i had to worry about. there's a lot of piss. a guy even pissed next to us at the dave show...in a cup that he then poured under the tarp we were standing on in the mud. all washed off!
I'm not doing bad, you ol' shagged out ink slinger. Hope ya well. Dun know why I haven't been 'round, I'm not even busy, just sitting at home listening to Abba records backwards and sick shit like that. Ave a good trip n keep us posted on ya forthcoming debauchery and destruction.
Oh, Satan, you're such a flatterer!
Greg, I'm not a whiner. You know that by now.
Well, PHF would ROTFLHAO about that. So would my mom. Heh. But I don't whine to anybody but them.
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