you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
jesus christ, THAT'S where you've been! I'm about to sign off, but I think greg's still floatin' around. I think I will come back the usual 10 - 15 times tomorrow and leave you a comment pertaining to each paragraph. "yeah", that "long time reader first time commenter" thing freaks me out too. I think they're waiting for porn or something from you...mine they just like to watch a trainwreck.
back at ya' tomorrow. night.
oh, and "yeah" sometimes you do need to just tell the kid to shut up. it's for sanity.
ahaha ur last paragraph made me laugh out loud.
"I like it, but I just got this feeling that sometime PHF will put the little buggers in the freezer while I’m in the shower and then slip ‘em back in without me seeing and then “WooHoo! the girls are awake.”"
And that's just brilliant right there. On your part if you made that up or on his part if that's totally something he'd do.
I hardly ever spoke when i was little. I was an odd child, I'd have boughts of hyperactivity, then all the sudden I'd stfu. I was very animated. Always naked. Nudity was imperative. Danced naked as well. No I'm not trying to turn you on I was 8 years old for chrissakes. Just saying how shit was back when i was a youngin.
I'll be around tonight.
D'ya get naked now?? And like, how often?
Neither of my kids did the naked thing. Well, I take that back. Monkey's disrobed on occassion. I don't think I was into naked then like I am now...
I don't get naked much anymore because there's almost always someone home. When both my parents used to work, I'd wake up during summer, walk naked over to the fridge, and drink straight from a carton of milk. I just really liked that imagery. It captured the essence of being lazy.
I don't like walking around nude that much anymore though, because I like the feeling of pants. I can't wear shirts though, I hate shirts. Always shirtless. It sucked when I had a good body (well it was nice too) because everybody thought I was trying to show off. No I just hate shirts. If I was a fatass I'd still walk around belly up. Haters.
Hiro's abs? nothing compared to what i used to have. =(
I guess you're lucky my sociology teacher is always telling us how his 3 yr old daughter has the urge to get naked everywhere she goes. And apparently its a big problem for him.
Once at the lake I was ordering food at this place (I'm sure I've talked about this before) and I turned around when some guys started snickering, and Monkey was standing there bare-assed naked.
I was unreasonably pissed when I should have laughed.
On another note: the fridge is no longer making its "noise". Greaaat. An intermittent problem.
She does do that face-in-the-crotch hug thing to nearly every teenaged boy she sees though. Really. Abercrombie. The gym. School. She's a freakin' leg hugger.
I predict she'll be very popular when she's a teenager.
We're getting a new fridge in on friday. There was rust on the hinge (not even alot) of the old one, so my mom called maytag to order a new door. They didn't have one. She made them send us a brand new fridge, for free.
It's funny she's the type that would drive back to the market and have the cashier reimburst her if she finds one of her yogurt containers was dented.
Oh I'm sure Monkey will get along with the fellas just fine. She has good genes.
That's cute though, the whole crotch hug thing. I used to get alot of crotch hugs in 8th grade from the 3rd grade girls. I had a 3rd grade fan club. Like mmp of them would tug on me and shit, I treated them horribly, of course. Then they moved on and found someone else, Oscar Gomez, to hug on. He would also talk to my girlfriend all the time in class. I hated his guts. Saw him at school the other day though. He's a good kid.
I'm so hopped up on caffeine right now.
I suppose I should blog about something. Give me a topic. Or maybe I should blog about how fun 8th grade was.
Wow. Outgrew his assholeness. Rare thing, that.
New fridges are like mulitiple, weeks long orgasms for mothers. I'm not kidding. They are the BEST.
Do you read Jason Mulgrew? God I hate to give him more hits, but you in particular would love him.
http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/index2.php
Third graders are awesome, take it from a teacher. Eight graders are... eh.
But it'll be fun from your perspective.
Don't post, just talk to me. I'm too drunk to go to bed. And now I had two brownies and some doritos so I'm doing the eating thing too.
Who is this jason mulgrew character?
And sex are you hitting refresh every 5 seconds?
cuz if not you should be
e-mail...
Why? What are you doing in between?
I'm hyper to talk. I'm a loser with nothing better to do.
ie, my laundry is done.
now, I could go sort socks, but that just sucks and if I leave 'em there PHF will get home tomorrow night and do it for me.
I'm gonna pay for that some day.
Jason Mulgrew... I've been reading him almost since the beginning. He bugs me cuz you can't leave comments, but he's so funny.
Yeah he really is, I dunno why anybody wouldn't want comments. I can't get into that mentality. Wtf. Comments are the ocean and blogger is the boat, what good is a fucking boat without an ocean?
nice one!
or, it could be like sex without the waterbed...
he apparently gets like thousands of hits a day or something. I dunno...
Hmm sex on a waterbed i never thought of that but now that i think about it, that works. Unlike sex on a bean bag. They call them "love cushions", yeah fucking right I almost broke my spine.
good lord, where are you betwixt comments? I've been around the world, downstairs to get a beer and peed by now.
I'm right here but i'm also talking on aim. Don't worry the aim persona will never replace you sex. I'm on my site, your site, jack's site and hotmail. Where should i put my focus?
Whatever. Aim? Who's on Aim? I'm not worried about our
relationship, babe. Never fear. Not one of those needy types.
I'm on Aim. I had to sign in to see your pix, if that's the same thing.
Can't recall the password tho...
oh myspace... thats a different story.
AIM is the AOL chatting program, i've had it ever since i was in 8th grade everybody i know has it.
I posted a pic on myspace that features my asian glow. I also have a new main pic. You should try to remember your password.
I went to aim. I should get that, except AOL is the devil. I have no chat right now.
I'll go to myspace and check it out if I can.
yeah AOL is satan but AIM is pretty much duty free.
Ok, I found me on myspace, how do I find you again.
keep in mind I'm on beer #... can't recall. four, i think.
i gotta send you the link. check your e-mail.
WHERE DID YOU GO?
it's a nice glow, not scary like you think.
Yeah cuz i took my pepcid ac. That basically cured it. But what i used to get.... scurry.
aim doesn't like my email address. you know what, fuck them!! I've had it since before you were born, asshole!
Seriously, I've had my main account for like, ten years or something.
tell them to go sit on a pickle. What's it saying about your e-mail?
i fixed it, and then got through the hurdle of naming myself. now I'm fucking ssss6xxxx
greaaat. I'm so trashed.
you understand, PHF is going to get home and deinstall this right off. he always does that.
ahahaha, well log on genius.
I'm on. Jeez that took forever.
I knew I shoulda stayed up. Hope you're feeling good this morning, sex.
TOMORROW!!!! tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
I'm going to burst into song for you...
bleh. up till 3.
Great Blog Sex...part of my daily read!
nuthin' compared to this weekend. 3 will be early...shoot for sun up so you don't need your watch! or count your beads. when they're too heavy and cover your bewbies completely, it's time to go home...or get guys to do things to give them away...
ah, mac, the man with the awesome penname.
been awhile. like your piece on time. heh, time piece, he heh. I want that watch!
I wonder if all those 15 year old little fuckers from the airport going to colorado will be on your plane. you'll need to hit the stewardess up for some jack and diet to get through the flight. actually, your lucky ass will have phf with you...you can do the mile high thing.
we had a drunk kid pass out on the bathroom on our plane out of N.O....maybe you could shoot for that.
So does it matter what we say in these comments? Or have you already gotten your jollies by the counter going up a click?
I feel so used.
we chatted last night here until we switched to AIM.
your comments always mean something to me, Harley. You should know that.
I hate the quiet ones too. I don't understand, if they find my posts that interesting to return day after day, let me know! Tell me what you like!
I don't get it.
ok, i found a quiet one on my site. after super sluething i found they are there an average of 5 times a day and has never commented that i can tell. just called me a whore. good times.
Hell... All I do is comments, those sneaky bastards who keep coming back but don't have any questions deserve a good kick in the tally-wacker.
It's like they're afraid to be insulted or damned or something. If ever I get my hands on them...
Sex,
Thanks! I will send you a time piece ...well..maybe the bumper sticker version when I get it done.
Have a great trip!
I bought a "boob tube" from The Limited. They have nice ones that are lined. I'm going to break out my weights tonight. They are still packed nicely in a box, from when we moved 3 mos. ago. I like them there, but I'll drag those f'ers out. UGH.
No, I'm not an axe murderer. So far, I've visited but haven't had anything to add. But I'm writing now just to clear my name off the murderer list.
Have fun in N.O. Enjoy the beads and the attention!
yeah, that was long.
chat sounds good though.
yeah i have several "lurkers" from the city i live in (which is small) and i always want to know who they are.
but they check my blog everyday. and i am starting to think they know each other... like there are 5 people who will check it at random times... and if i have posted something.. they call each other and then come visit me.
it kinda freaks me out.
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