you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
You've obviously thought a lot about this and I'm sure that this has seen many a revision before posting. I love that you're sending to him and rightly so. Maybe no one has bothered to. Very well spoken and bravo for standing up for what you believe in.
PS: I love the comments you leave on other sites.
Just wanted to say thanks for posting your comments on my site. I went Haloscan today, but didn't realize that doing so would delete any comments already left.
So, to answer your question, I like Cap'n Morgan and Cap'n Crunch. Does that make me a pirate? More importantly, do ya really give a sh!t?
The box is where the fun is at.
I write the lamest posts ever and will have a 70 comment conversation that is funny as all get out. (I know- I am really, really lame. But in my defense I am not 12.)
Hmmm..I sahre your caution of sales type people.
But the real reason I came here is because you knew my friend Jim (not the one above) drank Stella. You have psychic powers...either that or you met him on one of his wild holidays...
Yeah that greg sure is cute.
Sex its funny because I've been thinking about about maintaining my true nature as well. I figure the self is everchanging so its okay to evolve, as long as I stay true to my ideals. But I suppose what I miss the most is my brash humor from the past, which I sort of abandoned for a more sentimental and sweet tone, which I'll be damned if you didn't help to draw out. But shit, I haven't made fun of black or fat people in so long, but maybe i shouldn't... I don't know.
What irks me is that sometimes I"ll actually think about what people want to read, as opposed to what I want to write. Or I'll hold back on something because I think it may offend. I'm still experimenting, trying to figure what people want to read because I sure as hell don't write for myself. But then that's when I open the doors. I JUST DON"T WANT TO SELL OUT SEX, EVER!!!
Dan, she's just pyschic.
Furthermore sex, I want to be the greatest blogger on the planet.
I can't imagine writing anything other than fiction for a publisher. I just write to get all the crap out, and it comes out anything but editted. The last thing I'd want to do is publish it, although putting it here is half way there if you take out the money. Having money won't make the shit stop hitting the fan though. People's comments are what keep it going and they even end up the topic of another post. I just learned the hard way that some comments are better left unsaid, like in life, but I wouldn't delete them. I have no comments on another site, but I think I just need it to be quieter there and they aren't posts that responses make sense for. I'm rambling...
I think i actually know what site you mean, never commented before so it doesn't matter to me that he took them away...now if someone I had these "conversations" with took them away, I'd be pretty annoyed too.
I also find it funny when people use up the whole comment box talking and yacking away because they have just so much they need to say and eventually it gets off topic and all following comments are on another topic than the post. See how well I'm doing it here? Maybe I'll write a story actually...
Once upon a time...
OK I really gotta go to work. Have a good day, all.
See? We use the comment box like e-mail too...I could go on all day.
the lyrics are STAIND - "OUTSIDE"
The song is "Outside" by Staind and can be found on their album "Break the Cycle" or a (superior) live version can be found on the "Family Values Tour 1999" CD.
Secondly, "Anyone who thinks that spelling and grammar doesn't matter" ...isn't it 'don't matter' because the the pluralization? If it was "OR" then it should be doesn't, yes/no? Honestly i'm asking, mainly cuz i suck at grammar despite extensive English education.
Thirdly, good post. Isn't that the question of most blogs, though: Do you write for yourself or for others? Don't you have to write for an intended audience or else you're just a solipsistic narcissist who blathers on about their own day like it truly matters? But at what point do these writers cross the line and become a product? Bum Bum Buuuuummmmm.
I've always said that the moment something becomes self aware (TV show, writer, etc) of its fame and notoriety, it either becomes great and something new or else withers and dies under the title.
Meanwhile, your writing continues to be great and funny and if there ARE any pictures from New Orleans -- for the LOVE OF GOD WOMAN -- please share.
challah.
Why is it that statements declaring the importance of spelling and grammar are typically the most misspelled and grammatically incorrect?
Irony, that's why. Precious, precious irony.
I love it!!!!! Don't matter, indeed.
I didn't say I was any good at it, I just said I try hard. And I will leave that mistake so that no one will miss the irony, Jack.
Samantha - obviously not enough revising - see below.
Aye, Cap't Jim, it does indeed and of course I care. Pirates are sexy! And to retrieve comments see this helpful bloke at:
http://thegolfmerchant.blogspot.com/
Amber- box.
Danny, can I call you Danny?- Some people see dead people. I see beer drinkers.
Greg - True self has a way of rearing its ugly head right when you least expect it... especially if you try to bury it. Miss you. We need to talk!!
Today's no good though, got the anniversary dinner tonight and then anniversary sex... it's gonna take up the whole damn night. Maybe tomorrow.
TG - my crap comes out in my fiction, not here. Weird, eh?
Anon - if that is your real name (ok, that was shamelessly robbed from the Mayor. That clever boy.) I knew someone would tell me where it's from.
Manic- you raise a good point, though the difference between this guy and me is that my writing is the product. He is trying to make himself the product.
I wasn't comparing y'all. That would be an injustice to you and a waste of time for The Salesman. I'm just saying it's a fine line to walk. Some...ie, you....do it well; others...ie, Him...stumble and tumble into the land of the soulless.
And then there's me: Still waiting for corporate sponsorship. What company wouldn't want to give me millions of dollars to plug their stuff on my little read blog? Oh. None of them want to give me their money. That's right. Le sigh.
i gotta go read your fiction...
Hey Manic, soulless sells. Just ask Satan. You're an incredible writer. It'll come. I know you weren't comparing me and the Salesman - I was!! (ie, why him and not ME??)
am i the only one who thought "i gotta read your fiction" sounds dirty?
dammit! i am, aren't i ?
Nope, turned me on as well.
Tomorrow I'm posting on this topic. Stay tuned...
I see how it is... You'd rather have sex than converse pointless topics with me. I'll remember this one...
e-mail
i'll have to save it as a pick up line then..."come read my fiction, baby."
you guys are nut
come get some friction, baby...
ha! i said "nut". haha! i meant nuts.
on my way...
Gawd, someone deletes one of your comments and you go on a '5 scroll' rant and cut off all ties. Nice!
PS. All you Americans spull funny.
PPS. Oi! My writing's not soulless, it's just bad is all (moistly sperling and gramer). Well... except for those award winning films... ah and the kids book... ah and the...
GO TO HELL.
*wink*
Sex, you can cal me Danny. Most people do. I'm just too lazy to type it most of the time.
Like I'm too lazy to fix spelling and grama errers
I didn't cut any comments, Satan. Or are you talking about someone else? You lost me.
*chuckles*
Sorry, I was trying to imply that the reason you were critiquing the guys web-site so hard was because he deleted one of your comments... Poor joke?! As I said my writing's bad.
uh, oh.
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