you know i love it when you talk dirty to me
Sex I haven't finished reading but I just need to get this off my chest. I am soooo amazingly horny right now its rediculous, I just want to devour every woman I see alive. K back to reading.
You're not jealous Sex. You're just... emotionally averse. Too sexy to be jealous. Mmmhmm.
My penis has literally been hanging down an inch longer lately, maybe its the heat, maybe it just really wants to play, I dunno why I'm telling you this. Wraaaa.
So about the strip club, I've never been to one. Can you believe that? I suppose its because I'm broke and so are all my friends. Way to break down that fence though, even though its still there, sorta.
So PHF doesn't like them too thin? That's a good man right there.
e-mail.
For the first time ever I'm speechless.
although I tend to love all your post, I think I just found a favorite.
It is OK to be jealous, with love there is some jealousy isn't there?
You can't really control how you feel. You can dissect it with logic and reason and then control how you behave. And maybe that will help with the next time. But as far as how you immediately feel; it just happens.
I need to sit down. I just got dizzy.
It takes a strong, confident woman to go to a strip club with her husband. I couldn't do it. He's been before - that's fine. But I couldn't sit there and watch the whole thing go down. I'd be way too jealous and annoyed.
The second one was a phrase, not a clause. Clauses have a subject and a verb.
(Says your friendly neighborhood English teacher.)
And I agree with your previous New Orleans post-- the Bourbon Street tittybars DO suck ass. I was especially disappointed with the Barely Legal Club.
Star- I picked you to pick up the stick. 
Greg, this post has nothing to do with your horniness and you and I both know that. Thx for the thought though.
Aw, c'mon Mayor, it wasn't thaaat bad.
Blue, thx. I'm blushing all the way down to my bottom cheeks.
Harley, here, let me get you a chair and a cool cloth for your brow. Does that help?
Sandy - well, I do lift weights, and there's no question I could snap Skinny Stripper like a twig. Thank God it didn't come to that.
Krypto- long time no hear! I knew a glaring error like that would draw you out, so I put it in there on purpose. ;P There were so many grammatical errors, and spelling issues, and such with this post... I've been in to fix it about four times. Of course, I was... er, rather distracted, when I wrote it... (the thought of my new little friend, don't you know.) We were in Rick's Caberet - that doesn't look right, but something like that. The girls were mostly pretty cute.
Amber- I'm having technical difficulties with my main computer, but when I get the damn thing fixed I'll write it up. I warn you though, my taste in music is questionable.
I didn't skip it, and now I want to know you even more.....lol
thanks for your nice comment. i stumbled across yours from jess i think. oh, and im not quite sure if i want to stand in for anyone named Lunatic.
Why not? He got laid lots and he's tre funny. It's ok, though, we'll call you Mo round here, if you prefer.
i only got jealous of the strippers when my husband started doing them...
Now, see, there would be a good reason.
Think I'll be taking a cold shower now...
If it surprised you, getting the jealousy was a good experience. More self-knowledge is always good. If I were your husband, I'd want you to work through that so you could join me and the dancer. And yes, tit for tat, as it were, at a male club, why not. But I'm probably just a perv. Everyone my age is.
It has nothing to do with age, it has to do with horniness. I'm a perv too, Liz. All pervs are welcome here (except for the creepy, stalking kind).
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