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It looks like Batman with turned ears!


Looks more like "The Holiday Armadillo" from that episode of "FRIENDS".

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Here's a pic for anyone who doesn't know what I'm referrring to:

http://falalalala.com/wp- content...llo_holiday.jpg

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Wasn't the pot-bellied Adam West-ean Nite Owl supposed to be a deliberate reference to the pathos and absurdity inherent in the concept of a grown man dressing up in a costume and fighting crime?


OK, so the costume's not fabric, and it doesn't look EXACTLY like Dave Gibbons' design. But it's got the same colors, same patterns, and, most impressively on the part of the designers, a visible paunch. It's not too much of a stretch for me to believe that any guy smart enough to build ol' Archie in the background there would give himself a little armor, too. Especially if he was over the hill and out of shape. C'mon, it's not like they made Rorschach all buffed-out and armored...


Isn't that the Evil Batman in Grant Morrison's latest?

And, yeah, it should look a bit more willingly ridiculous, but to complain of anything at this stage seems, well, I don't even know anymore.


Yeah, I find it hard to pass too much judgement simply because the costume doesn't look just like the book. I do hope that this is "young" Dan, not "old" Dan, because I would hope that his gut would show a little more. Or Kevin, are you simply manufacturing your own posts for getofftheinternet.org?

Also, that Silk Spectre pic makes me feel funny in odd places.


The cowl does look a little odd. But as a first pic, I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. It'll grow on me, I think, especially if this is "young" Dan. The Ozymandias costume struck me as a little bland, but it might just be the color in the photo. But I thought they totally rocked the Comedian and Rorschach.


I'm sorry, but the letters used to spell "wrong" are far too small.

Visible paunch? Where? In the paunch armor? In the paunchy steel biceps? I don't care if it is young or old Nite Owl. That suit of armor is going to make anyone look buff and X-mannish.

Silhouette wrong.
Slimming fabric wrong.
Story wrong.

I would say that of all the watchmen, Nite Owl's costume is the one that would be the easiest to screw up. They could have gone the other way (on the "Mystery Men" side of things) pretty easily.

I wish this could be reworked. They are going to have to rely on exposition and fat jokes just to make up for the effect that costume won't have. And it won't be what it should have been.


"Let's make a superhero costume and design the shit out of it! You know what the original _________ costume didn't have? Stuff! Just all kinds of layers of plastics and crazy textures and just... make it busy as fuck! Yeah!"


Rorschach and The Comedian look pretty good though...

http://rss.warnerbros.com/watchmen/


As I think about this more, I wonder if they're trying to mirror the over-the-top ridiculousness of 90's superhero movie costumes (Batman & Robin).


Why are all these pictures so drab? Even the darkest scenes (color-wise) in the watchmen are brighter than this.


Hopefully it's a flashback picture to before he gains the paunch. After all, they have a picture of the Comedian, and isn't he dead at the beginning of the comic?


Perhaps wrong in the right way?


I think it looks pretty good, actually.

What do you think is wrong with it?

Wait, I'll rephrase: what would be wrong with it to a person who's never read Watchmen?


It's a bit cosplay-y, innit?

I mean, the more I look at the pics, the more I like 'em. Look closely at Silk Spectre and you can see the yellow top under the arm-suspenders, so it's not like she's naked. I like her hair, mind.

But the sculpted muscles - and Owl's scuplted KEG in particular - are kack.

Comedian looks good, though. Rorshach will look better with the CGI mush.

I dunno. sculpted muscles are so last decade. And my initial reaction was "L!X!G!! NOOO! But you just have to look at Nolan's Batman movies to see how little a B- costume can matter.

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I don't know, Rorshach isn't quite filthy enough, and the Comedians mask looks crazy. Silk Spectre is laughable (is she wearing latex?) and Ozymandias looks like he'll break his neck if he falls.

And this Nite Owl. Ick. I thought the point was that he was ridiculous in a nerdy way with kit he cobbled together. This is way too batman for my tastes.

This film is going to be a trainwreck. But will it be a trainwreck I pay money to see (like Daredevil or X-men 3) or will it be a trainwreck I avoid entirely (like Elektra or Ghost Rider)?


I promised myself I wouldn't go into explaining why I feel the costume is so wrong (outside of the cheap piss-take that I am always, always willing to dive for), but fine.

By making Dan Dreiberg's costume so modern looking, you're changing the character in ways that go beyond sheer visualization. I understand the difficulties in translating a superhero costume for the screen, but a major part of what makes Nite Owl work in the comic is the fact that he's a slightly schlubby man in his early 40s wearing an ill-fitting, cartoonish costume. It's ridiculous but it works, especially as makes the decision to don what is essentially an Adam West Batman costume to go participate in an outlandish superhero adventure that is far beyond the realm that he was used to. You see that continued on a bit with the fact he's got various costumes, just like the Batman of the Silver Age.

I'm no great comics (or film) pontificator, but this is probably (but hopefully not) a signifier of the lack of thought that went into this movie, essentially taking "cool" visuals and applying them to the plot of Watchmen while ignoring the story.


Yeah, it doesn't convey anything originally intended by the source material, but what did you expect from a man whose conception of style is derived entirely from Xbox 360 games?


Is it just me, or does this not scream, "I only use comics as glorified storyboards, and will only make a minimal effort to expand upon them because I consider the comics 'totally kewl'"?

Ok, it's just me....


I'll admit that this is probably my least favorite of the posted costume photos, but I don't find it egregiously wrong.

I understand where you're coming from, Kevin, but my fear is that when you put a live actor into an "ill-fitting, cartoonish costume," what you wind up with is Arthur from "The Tick." And if you put "Arthur" in a trailer for a general audience, the presumption is going to be that it's a spoof.

I think there are ways to express the pathetic nature of the character without going for the Adam West Batman.


As David said. I understand the reaction, but kind of feel about it like I felt about the "organic web shooters" bit. There's going to be some give, and some gimmes, in any movie translation. Sometimes it's a Hollywood thing, but sometimes it's about simplifying the story so it fits in 2 hours.

I'd rather see more about the story before reacting in any serious way to this shots, esp. as they're obviously promo shots for the movie, and we know how much that can differ from reality...


I am so glad me having a goof at 7:30 in the morning has spawned so much discussion.


"I'm the goddamned Owlman!"


Wasn't Ozymandias meant to be a Charles Atlas-type figure?

How is Mac going to impress anyone at the beach with a plastic chest?


I'm convinced. This movie will be as big a piece of crap as From Hell was. Good thing I'm seeing this now, so I won't have to spend my hard earned money later.


Ah. I see, now.

I wonder, though: Watchmen was written in the early-to-mid-80s, no? Perhaps set in some alternate future?

I wonder if this is the more realistic option of the two, given the evolution of society and culture. Given space-age polymers and such, is the old costume believable anymore? It reminds me of "Batman Returns," which actually made the idea of a batsuit plausible.

I just wonder if, in light of the way society has changed, the former costume might not have been Too cartoonish? Too unrealistic?

Also, when does this come out? They're going for a wider audience, I take it? Perhaps the changes will make it more accessible (I rephrased before because I've never gotten through the book. Then again, I don't think I've ever gotten through anything Alan Moore has written).


Wow.


Probably this shouldn't matter to me, but I think it's stupid that they made him look less like an owl, even though they gave the armor a "feather" pattern.

What was wrong with the design of the mask, I wonder? What was wrong with the goggles?


Watchmen was set in 1985 (and the movie will be too, apparently) but it was an alternate 1985 where the advent of an atomic superbeing who could create basically anything out of matter and a supergenius bent on saving the world had advanced technology beyond what it was like to us 20 years ago. It's more of the inverse of a "post-apocalyptic future"--a "pre-apocalyptic past."


If they had kept the material that the costume is made of as a rubbery "WETSUIT" kind of thing, and still applied some of the textures and details of the "feathers" (sculpted as additional "chainmail"-type "armor"), then this might have worked.

It would STILL be form-fitting (like the comics version) but NOT be so ridiculous as a fabric costume would look.

Look at the Spider-Man movie costume.
Sure, it kinda suxx, but it's obviously a realistic approach to super-hero wear instead of going the "Bat-Armor" route.

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So much of what I've seen so far has been spot-on, I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt that they'll make it all work.


I agree with Church -- this isn't what Moore wrote. Watchmen is a deconstruction of superheroes of the Silver Age.

Maybe they'll get the schlubbiness in the acting. Maybe they're trying to deconstruct heroes from the 90s.

I'll wait until I see it to before I form a total judgment, but I'm skeptical.

I'm usually not a comics snob, but Watchmen's one where I draw the line. You gotta read Watchmen to consider yourself an informed comics commenter. Skip the pirate parts if you have to, but check it out.


Yeah, I hate the casting for Nite Owl on this, its fucking terrible, but I'm inclined to also agree with what Journalista said: "With the possible exception of Rorschach, the original costumes from Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen would look really fucking stupid on grown adults projected onto a big screen — you know, the way the Daredevil costume looked really fucking stupid on Ben Affleck? Of course they’re being modified for the film version. They need to be modified. Calm down."


From a lot of people who are putting comments on here saying "what's the big deal?", I agree with Kev that it doesn't fit the character.
I think that true Watchmen fans wouldn't be happy with any film adaption since they'll have to edit a lot out. It would've been served better as an HBO series like they're doing with Preacher.
The fans who will love this movie are people like Will "I've never gotten through the book. Then again, I don't think I've ever gotten through anything Alan Moore has written."- sheeesh.


That's a good way of looking at things, Garth, I think. For me, it'll only exist exactly as it was presented: a comic book, I'm not expecting the movie to be absolutely amazing and match up with the book there's no way it can. I'm simply content to see it on the screen and that's it. If anything positive things will come out of this and people will be attracted to the book unless the movie is utterly wretched and the vast majority of people hate it.


One thing I keep wondering is if NiteOwl is a sort of Mary Sue for many "true Watchmen fans." If Watchmen is "a deconstruction of superheroes of the Silver Age," wouldn't it necessarily also comment on the adolescent fantasy of dressing up in tights to fight crime and save the world? I don't think the big screen allows the opportunity for the blatant swipes Moore might have made; it might require more subtlety, more for its ideas than for its depiction thereof, if that makes sense.

Sometimes, what works on the page simply won't work on a screen. It's one of the reasons they clad Wolverine in leather, instead of blue-and-yellow spandex.


Will, I really wonder at your having any sort of qualification to make those points, considering that you've never finished the source material (or, indeed, any Alan Moore story), and I think your "Mary Sue" comment shows your ignorance of the comic. From what I've seen (and we do have no small amount of time to correct this), there has been nothing to indicate that this film is more than an attempt to adapt the plot of the comics while ignoring the story, something that should make a writer like you cringe a bit.

If Snyder shows some sort of subtlety and goes after the superhero film genre in the same manner as the book did comics, then I'll be very pleasantly surprised. Considering the previous "most faithful" adaptation of Moore's material was the lackluster V For Vendetta, a film that missed many of the original's points by miles, my hopes are not up.

Of course, you like Orgy's cover of "Blue Monday," so that makes your opinion on almost everything suspect at best.


Heh. V for Vendetta is one of my favorite ever movies. I loved the hell out of it and thought it included Natalie Portman's best performance to date. But then, as you point out, I also love Orgy's "Blue Monday" cover, so what do I know?

As for Watchmen, I'm just gonna wait for the movie. Because shit, Rorschach looks seven different kinds of awesome.


Yikes.

Just yikes.


Will, your ability to wallow in your own ignorance is fascinating and somewhat refreshing in this learned era.


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