Oooh, I love making things up! Also, eating semi-raw Ramen noodles because you couldn't wait for them to finish cooking is probably one of the saddest things I've ever read because who can't wait three minutes? So I'm glad it's a lie (and I hope you haven't really ever done that, or I guess I'm sticking my foot in my mouth, sort of, because I'm typing, not talking).
Oh come now, your lust response wasn't a lie, now, was it! This'll be a fun one 
Truth: i love slightly crooked teeth. and when people are missing a back molar, but not the last one.
And now I want gazpacho.
Thanks for playing!
I have an ex that actually ate his ramen RAW with the salt/ flavor packet sprinkled on it. Crunchy! I never understood, because he did have a pot and a stove.
jamelah - I figured you'd be into something like this!
Angela - Noooot a chance in hell. 
lora - You're welcome! Truth: I've never even had gazpacho. It was just the first thing that popped into my head.
El - Hmm ... Weird. I know some people sprinkle the raw noodles in salads, but to eat a whole packet raw seems like a bit much.
Oooo I can't wait to do this one. Sins are fun!
Awesome post. I agree--lies are fun!
It's done, baby.
Mine is pretty dirty. I let loose!
Vegas Princess - Especially the fake, guilt-free kind!
Sadako - Feel free to do the meme! I'd love to see what people come up with.
naynayfazz - Dude, I saw.
I'm the worst blogger in the History of the Blogosphere, parts One through Pathetic. But I've vowed to get back and YAY! Something to write about! Lies, at that.
But here's a truth for free: I like the raw ramen. I pretend I'm putting them in a chinese chicken salad but then eat a whole package while I'm making it and have to open a second package. In related news, I once wrote a public SEC filing for an Asian coconut oil manufacturer and learned that one of their primary uses was as an ingredient in instant noodles. They're like a heart attack in non-recyclable packaging. And that's not even counting the flavor packet. Sigh.
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