your neighbors should REALLY use better precaution .. like.. a big fan and a towel @ the base of the door
... not that I'd know anything about that sort've thing..
Meth smells like garbage. Yuck.
Deutlich - You would think they'd know better by now.
heels - It's meth! I knew it! Because sometimes it totally smells like wet garbage out there.
I thought meth smelled like Robitussin.
Jeebus- that's REALLY dangerous! Meth labs are kinds known for blowing up!! I hope it's just garbage. (It's bad when you have to hope for garbage, isn't it?)
When Meth is being made it smells like garbage. I don't know what Meth itself smells like after it's made.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in your neighborhood -- I think; you live over by South Square, right? -- jogging at some ungodly hour like 5:30 AM and I startled some guy smoking what I believe to have been a crack pipe under a street light? Because WHY SMOKE IT AT HOME WHEN YOU CAN SMOKE IT IN THE STREET AT ASS-O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING? Oh, Philly. I heart you so hard.
Meth cooking can smell like cat urine or bleach or solvent/chemicals (which would account for the paint smell and maybe even the poop smell). Meth being smoked smells like garbage or rotten eggs or burning plastic, depending on what it's made with to begin with.
Gah. I used to have meth heads downstairs from me at our old apartment. They were rage machines who looked like they had drunk from the wrong cup in the last Indiana Jones movie.
I think you should've messed with people and typed "Things my living room sometimes smells like" and left it there until people started saying, "um, what in the...." I don't know, maybe that isn't funny to you but it sure is to me!
Oh and btw, I don't know what is worse; B.O. or old shrimp fried rice. Imagine if it was old shrimp with B.O. fried rice? Shudder....
tasterspoon - I'm pretty sure it's never smelled like Robitussin. Um ... yay?
heels - Does fully prepared meth even have a smell? Why don't they teach you about this sort of thing when they're telling you to say no to drugs?!
Gabbiana - DUDE. I once saw two people stop in the middle of a crowded sidewalk (at 15th & Chestnut!!!) to do coke against a building. At dusk! So ha ha I beat you or maybe Philly beat us both. 
bridgett - Hee! My downstairs neighbors, aside from stinking up the joint (no pun intended), have actually been quite cordial. And the paint smell was actually from the one time my landlord painted.
naynay - I think once it WAS B.O. with old fried rice. Oh, the horror...
At least it doesn't smell like all of those things at the same time.
I guess.
Who knew I would be the one trying to pick out a bright side?
I could have posted the same blog...but it would have been titled “things Helm’s friends smell like”
Poop? That ain't right.
nothing quite like coming home, then, is what you're saying? I can smell it from HERE.
jamelah - Ah, yes. Grateful for small favors, I suppose.
Helmet - Not nice!
Chris - Tell me about it. When is that ever a good thing?
tiff - On behalf of the neighbors ... sorry 'bout that.
Ah, apartment living. Even in the nicest places, there are these issues. I don't miss it at all! 
I want a hooooouuuse.
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