"I don't know why they threw so much money at the banks. Someone yelled "Fire" and all of our politicians stood up and pee'd their pants."
Shouldn't these three have been one:
I've discovered five speedwalking geriatrics can be downright terrifying when they're headed your direction. If I have to pony up blood or buy Avon, they're getting Funyuns and Diet Dr Pepper, and they'll like it. Hee! Anal Fissures.
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