Well polly woggit, I'm no prude, but am I the only one who's titill -- outraged that teenagers today are sexting?
In case you've been living in a cave, "sexting" is the practice of teens, such as that Misty Galloway from two doors down, sending pictures of suggestive poses or sometimes explicit pudenda to a friend or even an entire area code. Whoa, Nelly. Silly me, I thought iTunes was the latest thing.
There's an old saying where I come from: You don't try to fit a hog in a breadbasket. I guess that's sort of the way I feel about "sexting."
I'm all for sex, but between teens? At the very least they should get a room, maybe one near the convention center if common old aw shucks prevails. But I hate to think of little Misty Galloway from two doors down ... I hate to ... what was I ... hate ... Misty ... Gallo ... down the ...
[MEETING TO ATTEND HERE. SOMEONE FUNNIER THAN ME -- AHEM, B.A. -- PAGING A.T. -- PICK UP THE BALL HERE, OH WON'T YOU? --d]
Sheesh, that's so bad maybe you can't even tell I was Being Steve Blow. Well, I posted it in haste, is my excuse.
Being Steve Blow has potential, too, you know. At the end of the trip, you wind up unceremoniously dumped by the side of the freeway in Seagoville ... instead of ordering towels in a Manhattan theatre-people hotel, he orders a Dr Pepper at a Cracker Barrel ... etc. etc. ... now somebody else please write it.
Daniel, you were so real as Steve Blow, I have a question for you. Golly, how's the weather in Sunnyvale?
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