All that's what she said.
Some of this sounds familiar...
I wonder what would happen if you said That's what SHE said* at Mecca, you know, actual Mecca. It'd slay'em!
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* Allahu akbar. Is what she said. The dirty, dirty bitch!
P.S. Um, thanks for your candor on the final item. I guess.
I wonder what would happen if there was a foot-long turd for everyone to see at Mecca -- not the diner, but actual Mecca? One assumes the pilgrims would avoid stepping in it -- but would they complain out loud? Would they be like, Allahu ak -- duuuude! Or would they be totally unflappable?
I spilled Pabst Blue Ribbon on my best pair of acid washed jeans playing air guitar to "Free Bird". So no 1990 for me. Damn.
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