document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\">    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28160\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=95ec9e0bab93f57eb833dbfed6ea497e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />All that's what she said.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Tom | 06.18.09 - 10:34 pm | <a href=\"#28160\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28174\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cd46793f5cdbaff5df2cf7e1f02db37a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Some of this sounds familiar...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           amanda | 06.19.09 - 10:25 am | <a href=\"#28174\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28176\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=5a00ce57b493ee7603021f2928717d4a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I wonder what would happen if you said <i>That's what SHE said</i>* at Mecca, you know, actual Mecca. It'd slay'em!<br><br><br><br>___________________________<br>* <i>Allahu akbar.</i> Is what she said. The dirty, dirty  bitch!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Daniel | 06.19.09 - 11:38 am | <a href=\"#28176\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28175\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=5a00ce57b493ee7603021f2928717d4a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />P.S. Um, thanks for your candor on the final item. I guess.<br><br>I wonder what would happen if there was a foot-long turd for everyone to see at Mecca -- not the diner, but actual Mecca? One assumes the pilgrims would avoid stepping in it -- but would they complain out loud? Would they be like, <i>Allahu ak -- duuuude!</i> Or would they be totally unflappable?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Daniel | 06.19.09 - 11:47 am | <a href=\"#28175\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28203\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=968a05f8a636cd7d225210fc974cb1d5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I spilled Pabst Blue Ribbon on my best pair of acid washed jeans playing air guitar to \"Free Bird\". So no 1990 for me. 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