document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\">    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"231935\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9e9fd30414baa6bf89ddd3c0f5c6a0c2&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You sure as hell knocked THAT one out of the ballpark, Betty! Damn!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Brad Mays | 05.12.09 - 11:44 pm | <a href=\"#231935\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"232139\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=61c078e8f892daa4bd1e1c74c69caf37&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Did you see Jon Stewart's segment on Carrie Prejean last night on The Daily Show, titled \"The Pageant of the Christ\"? If not, <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://jtwoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/miss-california-carrie-prejean-lost-her.html\">go here</a>. Also included is Matt Lauer interviewing the Donald about Miss California. Great stuff.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           J. | <a href=\"http://jtwoo.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://jtwoo.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.13.09 - 5:16 pm | <a href=\"#232139\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"232608\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=a148c91fc9ce1c361ca64aeb03b5522f&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Missed that, J. Heh! Sorry I have yet to respond to your \"retarded\" tag, but I'm swamped! Is it too late?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Betty Cracker | <a href=\"http://bettycracker.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://bettycracker.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.14.09 - 9:17 pm | <a href=\"#232608\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"232805\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=61c078e8f892daa4bd1e1c74c69caf37&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Are you saying that work has retarded your ability to post something retarded, Betty? ; ) Never fear, it's not too late! Post away. Just remember to follow the rules.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           J. | <a href=\"http://jtwoo.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://jtwoo.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.09 - 10:46 am | <a href=\"#232805\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 260px;\"><a href=\"http://www.futureofinfluencesummit.com/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/fio_banner_260x100.gif\" width=\"260\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/bettycracker/3735015741724036206/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='bettycracker' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='3735015741724036206' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");