I can think of about a million things more vile than desecrating the alleged body of Christ-on-a-cracker. For instance, being Bill Donohue's wife and having to have sex with that oversized, malodorous bag of piously violent wind.
ok, no dinner for me
whiskey. To drown that image out of my head.
Well, there is the First Church of Christ-Chainsaw in which holey communion occurs through the laying on of the venerated bar and blades, cutting away sin.
Similar faiths exist - take the Order of the Holy Hand grenade, please.
Really Billy boy? How about this?
RAPING A CHILD THAT HAS BEEN PUT IN YOUR CARE
Brilliant! I love it 
How about his owning a law school (Ave Maria) a city in Florida and supporting Opus Dei and Bush?
Tom Monaghan is exactly that man and his start-up law school (not "formally" exclusively an employer of only Catholics in good standing, you know, it just happened to work out that way...) has all five of the Romans on the SCT seeking their grads for clerkships.
Oh my - what a day for an auto da fe!
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